... [filtered from Haruhi]

[normalskeptic]

I'm not sure what unicorns eat and what else they do, but I refuse to pick up after any of you. Seriously, is it that hard to take a look at everyone else and determine that you probably shouldn't be eating the pie going around? Given that Haruhi forced me to eat a banana again, I can say that I have willingly been able to avoid suspicious pastries

Comments

[kerorodearimasu]

Need some help with cleaning? I'm good at that.

Maybe some people have impulsive actions. Take me for example, if I see a banana peel on the floor, I MUST step on it.

[normalskeptic]

...thank you, I'll have to look out for banana peels while we clean.

[kerorodearimasu]

Anytime, I used to a lot of housework when I was back at the Hinata residence.

You don't find a person slipping on a banana peel funny? The reason why I must step on them is to entertain the masses like that!

[normalskeptic]

I guess it's a "right place at the right time" type of thing. Have you attempted to step on one while carrying cakes?

[kerorodearimasu]

No, I don't think I have. Sounds you have and it's very tempting to try...

[normalskeptic]

I haven't. But it sounds like something that Haruhi would want me to try for no good reason.