... [filtered from Haruhi]

[normalskeptic]

I'm not sure what unicorns eat and what else they do, but I refuse to pick up after any of you. Seriously, is it that hard to take a look at everyone else and determine that you probably shouldn't be eating the pie going around? Given that Haruhi forced me to eat a banana again, I can say that I have willingly been able to avoid suspicious pastries and produce, and urge everyone else to do the same.

Speaking of Haruhi, I'd appreciate it if no one told her where I am thank you very much.