Look what I did!
werewolves: accidental mating for life w/ inappropriate person
stigmata
crucifixion
dungeons
werewolves: separated from the pack
undercover: forced to hurt your partner
muscle strains and spasms
mutation
bodyguards
brain damage
orphans and runaways
undiagnosed, mysterious illness
WILD CARD
coma
hallucinations
accidents
fear of heights
hazing
bruises
unexpected consequences of planned soulbonding
fallen angels
domestic abuse (physical)
captivity
monophobia (fear of being alone)
stalkers / serial killers
Because a) I am a sucker and b) the fact that I never, ever write anymore and have about ten docs full of half-finished stuff I can't even open makes me sad, so the plan is to bash out as many godawful 500-word id fics as possible in the hope that it shakes something loose.
In conclusion: werewolves! serial killers! stigmata! It's like they know me or something.