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[normal_anomaly]

[The phone just so happens to be left off the hook while Kyon finds mail addressed to him...]

Mail for me?

...University? I don't remember applying to a university...

[The sound of tearing paper can be heard as Kyon opens the envelope."Dear applicant

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[tuna_surprise]

[There's a knock at his door. A certain island nation is still going door to door to complete her job.]

[normal_anomaly]

[Kyon opens the door.]

Yes?

[tuna_surprise]

Hi!

Umm.... This is gonna sound kind of strange, but do you mind if I rotate the toilet paper in your bathroom?

[normal_anomaly]

...What?

[tuna_surprise]

It's the job they assigned me. To rotate the toilet paper in 14 houses by Friday. I have six more to go.

[normal_anomaly]

Oh.

Man, even the communists here are weirder than the real thing. ...At least, I hope. I don't want to lose any more faith in humanity.

Okay. Come on in.

[tuna_surprise]

Thanks. I'm really hoping to avoid whatever punishment you get if you don't finish your job..

[She'll head for his bathroom and rotate that paper. One more down, 5 to go.]

[normal_anomaly]

Given what punishments were like in communist nations, I don't blame you.

...Good luck.

[tuna_surprise]

Thanks, you too. I hope they gave you something as easy as mine.

[normal_anomaly]

I actually didn't get anything.