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[The phone just so happens to be left off the hook while Kyon finds mail addressed to him...]
Mail for me?
...University? I don't remember applying to a university...
[The sound of tearing paper can be heard as Kyon opens the envelope.]
"Dear applicant,
"We thank you for your interest in university and for taking the admissions test. However, in light of recent complaints, the Party has determined that admissions tests are inherently biased in favor of intellectuals. Therefore, admission will be determined based on loyalty to the Party. Please re-submit your application complete with a list of references to Party activities in which you have participated.
"Signed..."
[The sound of a palm hitting someone's forehead can be faintly heard.]
Mail for me?
...University? I don't remember applying to a university...
[The sound of tearing paper can be heard as Kyon opens the envelope.]
"Dear applicant,
"We thank you for your interest in university and for taking the admissions test. However, in light of recent complaints, the Party has determined that admissions tests are inherently biased in favor of intellectuals. Therefore, admission will be determined based on loyalty to the Party. Please re-submit your application complete with a list of references to Party activities in which you have participated.
"Signed..."
[The sound of a palm hitting someone's forehead can be faintly heard.]