Just watched Twilight - know thy enemy, and all that ( Read more... )

It's been out long enough that I'm not going to bother about spoilers ( Read more... )

You can't sleep, cos you'll drown
You can't watch anything on a monitor, in case it falls in and electrocutes you (or is too far away to be practical)
You can't read a book cos it'll get wet

Scary
Anatomy of gummi bears and balloon animals
WTF?

Dear Friends
I have a confession to make.
Please do not judge me too harshly.

Before I begin, I should inform you that I saw Monty Python's The Quest for the Holy Grail when I was approximately ten years of age. I have since seen it many times before.
I would especially draw your attention to the scene where the frenchman (played by John Cleese) calls ( Read more... )

~You had to be there~

People don't often realise just how disconcerting it can be to find a praying mantis under your pillow, but it is.
Turning off all the lights, climbing into bed, pulling up the duvet, stretching out and relaxing, slipping your hand under the pillow to rest your head on it and HOLY CRAP WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IT'S CRAWLING IT'S ( Read more... )