FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKITYFUCK!!!!!
I just got fucking robbed AGAIN
This time some fucking asshole cut my padlock off the locker at the gym and took all my stuff.
Bastard! Well, bitch actually - it was probably a woman.
Clothes, shoes, phone, wallet, glasses - everything.
And what can be done about it? BIG FAT FUCKING NOTHING.
The gym accepts no liability, of course, and insurance won't cover it cos I don't fucking HAVE ANY.
Why me? WHY ME??
Isn't it enough to get robbed ONCE???
And I was having such a good day too...
Everything seemed to be looking up the last couple of weeks. Parties, sunshine, a hint of romance, insurance finally coughed up for the last robbery...
The universe hates me
Already cancelled just about everything, but someone out there now has some of your phone numbers. You shouldn't have gotten anything from my number after 6, but you might get random texts/calls from somewhere else (I dunno).
A couple of other lockers got emptied too.
I'm going in tomorrow to get money, get a new phone, go to the police, watch some security footage etc. Everyone who enters has to check in somehow, so if I can see whoever has my stuff we might be able to get a name and a face, which'll help. The gym gave me some money to catch the bus back in - until I get to a bank it's all the cash I have in the world.
I'm sick of going to the police - I never want to see the inside of that building again.
The unisafe people were reasonably unhelpful -there's not much they can do anyway. They let me use their phones t call around. I couldn't remember anyone's number (it's all in the phone!) but I managed to find someone's mums and got hold of him that way.
But fucking SHIT! I really liked those shoes, and those jeans. And now I have to buy new buscards (thankfully mine didn't have any credit on them), new access cards, new wallet, new phone, new fucking EVERYTHING.
And both my divers licenses are gone - so I'm going to have to go to the AA (and they'll only give me one anyway)
And glasses! I was gonna buy new ones in a week anyway when I got back home, but I'm going to a movie on friday!
I think I need to start buying barbed wire and landmines...
and maybe turrets...
Did I say fuck already?
This time some fucking asshole cut my padlock off the locker at the gym and took all my stuff.
Bastard! Well, bitch actually - it was probably a woman.
Clothes, shoes, phone, wallet, glasses - everything.
And what can be done about it? BIG FAT FUCKING NOTHING.
The gym accepts no liability, of course, and insurance won't cover it cos I don't fucking HAVE ANY.
Why me? WHY ME??
Isn't it enough to get robbed ONCE???
And I was having such a good day too...
Everything seemed to be looking up the last couple of weeks. Parties, sunshine, a hint of romance, insurance finally coughed up for the last robbery...
The universe hates me
Already cancelled just about everything, but someone out there now has some of your phone numbers. You shouldn't have gotten anything from my number after 6, but you might get random texts/calls from somewhere else (I dunno).
A couple of other lockers got emptied too.
I'm going in tomorrow to get money, get a new phone, go to the police, watch some security footage etc. Everyone who enters has to check in somehow, so if I can see whoever has my stuff we might be able to get a name and a face, which'll help. The gym gave me some money to catch the bus back in - until I get to a bank it's all the cash I have in the world.
I'm sick of going to the police - I never want to see the inside of that building again.
The unisafe people were reasonably unhelpful -there's not much they can do anyway. They let me use their phones t call around. I couldn't remember anyone's number (it's all in the phone!) but I managed to find someone's mums and got hold of him that way.
But fucking SHIT! I really liked those shoes, and those jeans. And now I have to buy new buscards (thankfully mine didn't have any credit on them), new access cards, new wallet, new phone, new fucking EVERYTHING.
And both my divers licenses are gone - so I'm going to have to go to the AA (and they'll only give me one anyway)
And glasses! I was gonna buy new ones in a week anyway when I got back home, but I'm going to a movie on friday!
I think I need to start buying barbed wire and landmines...
and maybe turrets...
Did I say fuck already?