I'd prefer to be able to make my own tea, thank you very much.

.. And I shudder to think what's happened to the gym.

I daresay this is the longest curse I've ever experienced, and the most destructive. I did wonder if religious wars were the most deadly of all. I suppose this answers my question. Nearly a full week without training. I'm growing restless.

[Private to Kevin//Unhackable]Kevin, let us do something to keep our minds of all the incessant whining that ( Read more... )

I lost my right hand the other day. That was a tad bit awkward. I'm assuming it was a curse, as it returned after midnight.

Now zombies are roaming the city. Or were, rather.

...

And it appears to be another curse today. I just looked outside my window to see a woman running around, screaming, and appeared to be missing an arm. How dreadful. I'm ( Read more... )

Are you up for a bit of socializing, comrade? I'm curious about the festival going on.

I BELIEVE IN CANDY MOUNTAIN!

I HAVE THE MAGICAL POWER TO KNOCK UP MALES.

LINE UP FOR A CHANCE TO TRY THE MASK FAMILY'S SEX MACHINE <3

===KinU

[OOC: BECAUSE IT'S TRUE. *shot* And so hacked.]

Hmm. What do I regret? Perhaps having to disguise myself when becoming Kevin's trainer.. Nye-er.. no. Because that just increased our trust in each other.

I honestly can't think of anything. Even though I haven't had the easiest life, I regret nothing. Not even when I died.

... How strange that a song entitled "Barracuda" is playing on the radio ( Read more... )

... How unfortunate.

[OOC: Handcuffed to Johnners silkcutremix This'll be kinda backlogged/commented though 'cause FG needs her sleeeeeep.]

They could have picked a better era. Honestly, the French revolution.. I pray Napoleon doesn't suddenly come barging into the city.

These outfits are horrific. I can't wait until this curse is over.

Tch. And another class day canceled..

( Private//Unhackable )

I.. er.. think I will cancel classes today. I apologize. I do not feel.. well. What is this strange sensation that has come over me?.. Kevin.. Perhaps I should ask Kevin.

[OOC: I meant to post this WAAYYY earlier, but I was sleeping all day. Damn sleeping schedule. Hahah. 58 year old virgin robot. Strikes are hackable.]

.. I'm not quite sure what to make of that giant.. thing oozing around the city. It smells of blood. I'm quite glad I'm in control of myself unlike when I was younger.

I'm not quite sure what to do about classes.