Mar 11, 2005 17:45
I picked up some random graphic design book and was pleasantly surprised by writer, David Barringers wise words...
"Human beings are what is between a mouth and an asshole.... Our elegant amalgams of flesh and imagination are bent to the purpose of turning flora and fauna into frenzy and feces. Our minds dream of heaven, while our bodies are delivery systems for shit" muahahah...
WAIT!! There's more
"Q: David, what artists inspire you the most?
A: The dead ones. They inspire me to work faster" wahahahah. I fear I may have become an art geek. oh yeah, oh yes indeed. I was blowing bubbles yesterday and I decided that I'm a performance artist. I'm going to have shows in the park and taunt little kids with my serious face and pink plastic dipping thing that makes the bubbles work- THE BUBBLE CREATOR! That'll be my stage name. But in all seriousness I am a performer and I will be known for my multidimensional artistic pursuits……..seriously.