I danced with a squirrel because that's how I roll.

[nooneeed]

One minute funny Mad-Lib thing I cut and pasted from Evan's entry :)

Pick the month you were born in:

January--i kicked
February--i loved
March--i did the macarena with
April--i played with
May--i danced with
June--I kissed
July--i sang to
August--i had lunch with
September--i chocked on
October--i smoked
November--i yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a paperclip
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a gangster
6-------a mexican
7-------a llama
8-------my dog
9-------my best friend's boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------an ipod
12-------a banana
13-------a duck
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------chuck norris
20-------a football player
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a baseball bat
26-------my sister
27-------a cd
28-------my science teacher
29-------a permanent marker
30-------my cell phone
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------Because i was high.
Black-------Because I was drunk.
Pink--------Because i'm NOT homosexual.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because i'm sexy and i do what i do
Green------Because I hate myself.
brown------Because I'm cool.
Gray--------Because thats how i roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.
none------Because i can't control myself
pink and green------- because s/he deserved it.