Pizza
Pairing: Clex
Genre: Crack, Humor
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Pre-date drama; guest appearances by Chloe and Lois.
Warnings: all-dialogue; may only barely count as Clex, since Lex isn't even present. Also, I fear I may be turning Clark-with-a-zit into a personal cliche.
A/N: written for sv100 prompt: past prompt/ pizza.
“Clark, please. It really isn’t that bad.”
“Are you sure?”
“I don’t get why you’re so worried anyway, he already looks at you like…”
“Chlo! I have arrived! Oh, nice look, pizza-face.”
“Lois!!! Clark, don’t…! Great. Thanks, Lois.”
“What’s with Smallville?”
“Did you have to joke about the zits? It just took me twenty minutes to coax him out of that bathroom.”
“Sor-ry! But who does he have to impress?”
“... Lex. They're meeting for coffee.”
“Correction: I was meeting Lex.”
“Clark!!! Ignore Lois, she's…”
“Don’t be a coward, Smallville; a girl just needs a few makeup tricks. Here, allow me.”
Genre: Crack, Humor
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Summary: Pre-date drama; guest appearances by Chloe and Lois.
Warnings: all-dialogue; may only barely count as Clex, since Lex isn't even present. Also, I fear I may be turning Clark-with-a-zit into a personal cliche.
A/N: written for sv100 prompt: past prompt/ pizza.
“Clark, please. It really isn’t that bad.”
“Are you sure?”
“I don’t get why you’re so worried anyway, he already looks at you like…”
“Chlo! I have arrived! Oh, nice look, pizza-face.”
“Lois!!! Clark, don’t…! Great. Thanks, Lois.”
“What’s with Smallville?”
“Did you have to joke about the zits? It just took me twenty minutes to coax him out of that bathroom.”
“Sor-ry! But who does he have to impress?”
“... Lex. They're meeting for coffee.”
“Correction: I was meeting Lex.”
“Clark!!! Ignore Lois, she's…”
“Don’t be a coward, Smallville; a girl just needs a few makeup tricks. Here, allow me.”