People Post Some Strange Things on Craigslist

[nonicetrees]

I've only recently discovered Craigslist since moving to San Francisco, I was trying to find a free couch or job, and found things like this instead:

Rants -
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bos/149933680.html

Sad Tales -
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/147264786.html

Things That Remind Me of Personal Experiences (except I was trying to be a sperm donor for money and had no girlfriend) -
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/den/156241327.html

Also Reminiscent, Sadly -
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/134426482.html

Who Honestly Thought Someone Would Respond? -
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/147621141.html

And... Wow.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/142248974.html

Also, here's a new picture of me, since one hasn't been seen in almost a year and some people may be wondering if I've become horribly emaciated during my foodless stay in San Francisco:

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d33/thelonehamster/sanfran3.jpg

Damn, I'm getting pale...