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May 13, 2004 18:46

Uhm. Cleaning up my bedroom so I can start packing. Half the mess is discarded drink bottles and cans. No, really. Out of morbid curiosity (and because I'd rather write pointless lists than clean), I've composed a complete inventory of them:

23 24-oz. bottles of Diet Pepsi
11 cans of Diet Sprite
8 cans of Fresca
4 20-oz. bottles of Arrowhead Water
4 20-oz. bottles of Diet Dr. Pepper
4 cans of Mountain Dew Code Red
3 24-oz. bottles of Mountain Dew Code Red
3 20-oz. bottles of Diet Mountain Dew
2 20-oz. bottles of Diet 7-Up
2 20-oz. bottles of Diet Pepsi
1 gallon carton of Basha's Fat-Free Milk (!)
1 two-liter bottle of Diet Cherry 7-Up
1 one-liter bottle of Arrowhead Water
1 one-liter bottle of Crystal Clear Strawberry Carbonated Water
1 24-oz. bottle of Arrowhead Water
1 20-oz. bottle of Fresca
1 20-oz. bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red
1 20-oz. bottle of Mountain Dew LiveWire (it still sucks)
1 can of Diet Cherry 7-Up

Man, I'm a slob. Too bad most of this was on the floor in front of my bookcase, or I might have done well in Bash.org's "Messy Desk" contest. (No, I didn't enter, so don't go looking for it.)

(In case you're wondering about the milk, it's almost a certainty that I was eating cereal at my desk and used the last of it then. At least I wasn't drinking from it.)
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