Pokedex Entry #24
[Thanksgiving has been a confusing enough experience for Dawn that she's decided to take to the phones. This is, of course, after she's already spent about half an hour sitting in the kitchen cutting open turkey after turkey after turkey, like some sort of demented poultry-based Matryoshka doll or something.]
"...Are these turkeys safe to eat? How did they get so many of them inside each other like that? Wouldn't the bones get in the way or something?"
"...Are these turkeys safe to eat? How did they get so many of them inside each other like that? Wouldn't the bones get in the way or something?"