Ficathons make my head explode

[non_horation]

OMG, I am done! Done done done! It's kind of rushed, and unbeta-ed, but it is done!

Also, I might not be on tonight, because I have been getting major nosebleeds and coughing up blood all day, which is fun. But I'll try.

Comments

[yubsie]

This mean I get to stop being Sark?

And feel better Tessie! Coughing up blood is BAD!

[non_horation]

Yeah, no more Sark, LOL.

[yubsie]

Yay! I don't like being Sark, he's scary. :p

[non_horation]

LMAO. He also got one of the worst haircuts in the history of mankind.

[yubsie]

THe more I hear about Sark, the less I want to be him. :p

And is it worse than Dixon's? :p

[non_horation]

Well. Not much is worse than Dixon's. But I sitll giggle every time I watch an early S3 episode and he is there. His isn't scary dreadlocks or anything, it's just way too short.

And yeah, Sark is a kind of crappy character to be. :-p

[yubsie]

Except, of course... SPACE DIXON! :p

Wow, that is a pretty bad haircut. For some reason I think he looks like an uglier Spike. :p

Why did you make me be Sark? Do you hate me? :(

[non_horation]

LMAO. Well, Space Dixon didn't have a haircut until he got those weird cornrows like Earth Dixon had. :-p

He kind of is an uglier Spike. An uglier wimpier Spike. :-p He usually has hair, though.

Heh, sorry!

[yubsie]

He had the MUSHROOM! ANd then he got the Earth Dixon cornrows when he got EXTRA shafted with his five minutes of screen time followed by DEATH.

With just as many stupid fangirls? :p

This is payback for the whole "I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!" thing after you killed the HMS Tessie Deadship, isn't it? :p

[non_horation]

That Badger Badger icon still kind of makes my life. The cornrows were just to show that he really WAS like Dixon right before they killed him. :-p

I was going to say more, but there isn't as much of that fanwanking "OMFG HE DIDN'T REALLY TRY TO RAPE HER" stuff with Sark. They usually just plot to kill all the women he sleeps with. :-p There are a LOT of teeny-bopper fluff writers, though, and people who write porn and think Sark is about 8800 times more smooth than he really is. :-p

See, I don't SAY "I hate you" I just make you be Sark. :-p

[yubsie]

The Badger Badger icon is 37213729381723 kinds of awesome. :p I like your explanation of the cornrows. Poor, poor Space Dixon with his five minutes of screen time with bad hair. :p

So Spike+Draco=Sark? (Why does that sound like the premise for an MPreg fic? :p)

That is TOTALLY crueler than just SAYING "I hate you"! (Especially since you totally DESERVED it! What did I ever do to you to deserve being Sark? :p)

[non_horation]

And incomprehensible last line. :-p

[yubsie]

SO much shafted. (Were you there when Exile!Book died, followed by Exile!Wash? :p)

Of course, ghost!Nadia is nasty and would just be all "Well you should have thought of that a little SOONER!" :p

Well can you BLAME me for saying it? You killed my favorite character AND one of the cutest ships of all time!

[non_horation]

LMAO, yes, I was. But then Mal or Zoe or someone died and it wasn't as funny. :-p

LOL, she'd be all, "Oh, stfu, at least you're not dead." Though maybe they'd bond over their crappy dads or something.

Well, no. My mom says it all the time. :-p

[yubsie]

Well, then EVERYONE died. But it was still funny that the canonically dead ones died first. :p

Nadia is very bitter about beind dead? :p

Well, your mom has a point. Though I'm sure psychologists would have a FIELD DAY with that little tidbit. :p

[non_horation]

And in the order that they canonically died in! That was great. I just got the old version of the Oregon Trail yesterday (a pirate is me, yarr) and I'm thinking of making a Firefly party. :-p

Well, kind of bitter and kind of mean. It's kind of a, "Ha ha ha, you killed me, you suck" sort of thing. :-p

LMAO, I bet. "My mom hates me because I killed her ship!"