Ficathons make my head explode

[non_horation]

OMG, I am done! Done done done! It's kind of rushed, and unbeta-ed, but it is done!

Also, I might not be on tonight, because I have been getting major nosebleeds and coughing up blood all day, which is fun. But I'll try.

Comments

[non_horation]

And incomprehensible last line. :-p

EXACTLY! Hannah and I used to joke that Sark cries to ghost!Nadia in the bathroom because he doesn't REALLY want to blow up the world.

You didn't say "I hate you". You said, "I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU" :-p

[yubsie]

SO much shafted. (Were you there when Exile!Book died, followed by Exile!Wash? :p)

Of course, ghost!Nadia is nasty and would just be all "Well you should have thought of that a little SOONER!" :p

Well can you BLAME me for saying it? You killed my favorite character AND one of the cutest ships of all time!

[non_horation]

LMAO, yes, I was. But then Mal or Zoe or someone died and it wasn't as funny. :-p

LOL, she'd be all, "Oh, stfu, at least you're not dead." Though maybe they'd bond over their crappy dads or something.

Well, no. My mom says it all the time. :-p

[yubsie]

Well, then EVERYONE died. But it was still funny that the canonically dead ones died first. :p

Nadia is very bitter about beind dead? :p

Well, your mom has a point. Though I'm sure psychologists would have a FIELD DAY with that little tidbit. :p

[non_horation]

And in the order that they canonically died in! That was great. I just got the old version of the Oregon Trail yesterday (a pirate is me, yarr) and I'm thinking of making a Firefly party. :-p

Well, kind of bitter and kind of mean. It's kind of a, "Ha ha ha, you killed me, you suck" sort of thing. :-p

LMAO, I bet. "My mom hates me because I killed her ship!"

[yubsie]

That was totally the funniest part. :p

Doooo iiiiiiiiiiit!

Well, that's understandable. :p

"Now, why would she says that... and what's a ship?" :p