020 - OH HELL NO.

[nominepatris]

Attention, assholes:

The owner of Devil May Cry is not on the property so stay the fuck out of my shop. Violators of this will be shot repeatedly in the head, and fed to the giant three-headed dog out back. KTHXPLZDIE.

- Dante Sparda
Owner and Operator of Devil May Cry

EDIT: Fuck it. I'm going back. HELL NO, NO ONE IS TAKING MY SHIT. Vergil?

Comments

[teh_genki]

Um...didn't plan on it?

[nominepatris]

ZOMG WAS THAT DIRECTED AT YOU??!!11one

FUCKING DUMBASS.

[teh_genki]

((ooc: wow, he IS grumpy.))

Hmph. Don't judge me until you meet me in person and then feel free to do so. I don't know where your shop is anyway but if I find it, I'll steer clear, okay?

[nominepatris]

((ooc; >.> I think he's got plenty of reason to be, personally.))

Whatever. You act like I WANT to meet you in person. PLEASE. Keep your fucking happy ass nose outta my business, twit.

[teh_genki]

((ooc: nothing says fun like an irate Dante after having his bullets pilfered.))

Fine ya dickwad. You may wish to consider pulling that stick out of your ass though.

[nominepatris]

((ooc; 'Course not. That's shit's expensive, and he's broke. XD))

Ooooh, dickwad. Gee, you almost made me CRY. Idiot. I'm sorry, I think you have me confused with my esteemed twin. NOW FUCK OFF.

[teh_genki]

((ooc: awww Poor Dent! *sends him love, money and cookies*))

Awww boohoo, poor baby. Oh really? He's as tightassed as you?

Fuck on, you get better results.

[nominepatris]

((ooc; *watches him rejoice* ._. ..............))

Don't. Talk. About. Him.

You wish. Now go crawl back in the ugly tree, sweetheart.

[teh_genki]

((ooc: I think someone needs a hug. o.o))

Fine. Done deal. Consider it done.

Heh, as if you know me.