020 - OH HELL NO.
Attention, assholes:
The owner of Devil May Cry is not on the property so stay the fuck out of my shop. Violators of this will be shot repeatedly in the head, and fed to the giant three-headed dog out back. KTHXPLZDIE.
- Dante Sparda
Owner and Operator of Devil May Cry
EDIT: Fuck it. I'm going back. HELL NO, NO ONE IS TAKING MY SHIT. Vergil? With the tissues and the medicine? That's different. He's family. But no idiot I don't even fucking know is just gonna waltz into my shop, into my apartment, and take my shit. MY AMMO WILL NOT WORK WITH YOUR GUNS. It is specially made for my guns which were specially made for me. So keep your filthy, slimy, human little paws off of my shit. That building is not like your fucking Shumi Inn. It is private property owned by me, whether it's here or wherever the fuck our home is. Got it? If I get back, and there is anyone inside, or anything touched (and I will know, because I will fucking smell you on my shit), with the exception of Eva Spencer (and...Sparda, too...I guess), I will blow your motherfucking head off.
Never, ever touch a half-demon's shit. Christ all-fucking-mighty.
((ooc; Wow...Way to fly off the handle, Dent.))