Jun 01, 2008 12:03
Dear Cute Asian Stripper in Las Vegas,
From the very bottom of my once moribund heart, thank you for the awesome lap dance in the VIP room. Had a fantastic time, though I feel like I may have embarrassed myself just a little. Couldn't help myself. It's just that it's been 7 months since I've even touched a woman and I was almost delirious with the contact. Also, I appreciate that you were having a good time too, or at least were really good at pretending. You seemed to think that I was a sweet guy and safe and that made me feel pretty damn good. I've been so god damn afraid that I had forgotten how to do any of that. So, thanks for helping me get my mojo back. Means the world.
-Andre