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My Valentines Day thus far:
My boss comes in this morning and goes "Happy Valentines day! I was going to try to be all hip and say "Happy V-Day" but I figured that Oprah's vajayjay comment from a couple years back would have given that a different connotation."
Same boss, 20 minutes later storms into the back office (she's a knitter):
"I'm horrified."
"What happened?"
"I was on my computer and I wanted to look up knitting patterns for a hand-muff so I went to google images to see if I could find some good ones. I typed in 'muff' and all these pictures of naked women started popping up on my screen! Since when does 'muff' mean vagina?!"
Me and Tina, one of the librarians start laughing and once we caught our breath we started explaining. I took over and started dropping pop-culture references that should have clued her in. She's 30 years old so she was well within the should-have-known-better age bracket for someone typing the word "muff" into a image search engine. So I told her the line "when you're down on the muffin" from Aerosmith's walk this way, and as many movies as I can think of that have said it. Then Tina starts cracking up and says,
"I don't know what's better...that you had NO idea what muff meant, or that our young assistant here, who's gay, is the one explaining it to you."
So there it is,
Happy V-Day hahaha
My boss comes in this morning and goes "Happy Valentines day! I was going to try to be all hip and say "Happy V-Day" but I figured that Oprah's vajayjay comment from a couple years back would have given that a different connotation."
Same boss, 20 minutes later storms into the back office (she's a knitter):
"I'm horrified."
"What happened?"
"I was on my computer and I wanted to look up knitting patterns for a hand-muff so I went to google images to see if I could find some good ones. I typed in 'muff' and all these pictures of naked women started popping up on my screen! Since when does 'muff' mean vagina?!"
Me and Tina, one of the librarians start laughing and once we caught our breath we started explaining. I took over and started dropping pop-culture references that should have clued her in. She's 30 years old so she was well within the should-have-known-better age bracket for someone typing the word "muff" into a image search engine. So I told her the line "when you're down on the muffin" from Aerosmith's walk this way, and as many movies as I can think of that have said it. Then Tina starts cracking up and says,
"I don't know what's better...that you had NO idea what muff meant, or that our young assistant here, who's gay, is the one explaining it to you."
So there it is,
Happy V-Day hahaha