Two Doomed Timelines
[Phone]
I don't know, gullible enough to trust a leetspeaking troll who wants you dead and strap on a rocket pack cause she said to?
Fuck, just let me speak to him even though this is pretty much the stupidest thing ever.
John, stop being a tool and unbuckle yourself from that piece of shit. If our friendship means anything, you'll listen to me and past Dave. This is future Dave, by the way.
[Welp, something's wrong. First off, this phone call is out for anyone to hear, not just John, and secondly, Davesprite is not sounding as levelheaded as usual. He even sounds... slightly agitated.]
Don't make me track you down through time and stop you in person.
Oh god, did you just blast off?
Fuck. God fucking damnit, John, why are you such a dumbass, stop it, just stop the fuck right now! [He almost even starts yelling before he suddenly goes quiet. Then,]
Well, fuck. Not again...
[Action]
[Somewhere in the park, you might see an orange crow flipping the fuck out and swooping around and pecking at the air like he's fighting some imaginary foe. Well, right up until he lets out a caw and falls down like he's been struck.And just. Lies on the ground. Maybe he's dead?]
I don't know, gullible enough to trust a leetspeaking troll who wants you dead and strap on a rocket pack cause she said to?
Fuck, just let me speak to him even though this is pretty much the stupidest thing ever.
John, stop being a tool and unbuckle yourself from that piece of shit. If our friendship means anything, you'll listen to me and past Dave. This is future Dave, by the way.
[Welp, something's wrong. First off, this phone call is out for anyone to hear, not just John, and secondly, Davesprite is not sounding as levelheaded as usual. He even sounds... slightly agitated.]
Don't make me track you down through time and stop you in person.
Oh god, did you just blast off?
Fuck. God fucking damnit, John, why are you such a dumbass, stop it, just stop the fuck right now! [He almost even starts yelling before he suddenly goes quiet. Then,]
Well, fuck. Not again...
[Action]
[Somewhere in the park, you might see an orange crow flipping the fuck out and swooping around and pecking at the air like he's fighting some imaginary foe. Well, right up until he lets out a caw and falls down like he's been struck.And just. Lies on the ground. Maybe he's dead?]