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You remember how your mom used to tell you that if you kept making a face, it would eventually get stuck that way? Well, IT'S FUCKING TRUE! I am particularly horrified to see this maternal prophecy bear fruit: I now have permanent frown lines between my eyebrows, even when I am not frowning. It's not that I'm an unhappy person! I frown at everything: when I'm confused, when I'm concentrating, when I'm asleep!
I laugh a lot, too, but I don't see any laugh lines! Just two vertical ditches etched into the surface of my face.
My insane female vanity is in a tearing rage right now. I might as well give up and watch Matlock with my 3,000 cats.
I laugh a lot, too, but I don't see any laugh lines! Just two vertical ditches etched into the surface of my face.
My insane female vanity is in a tearing rage right now. I might as well give up and watch Matlock with my 3,000 cats.