Jan 31, 2008 16:49
On days like today, I long for a fireplace.
If I did have a fireplace, together we could:
• Drink hot chocolate with boozes in it…
• Listen to the Dirty Dancing soundtrack while wearing huge sweaters and turtlenecks and laugh with our mouths open REALLY WIDE to show our humongous and unnaturally pearly teeth…
• Wrestle the bear rug…
• Dry hump…
• Cuddle…
• Snooze…
• Burn my roommates’ valued possessions, like guitars and computers…
• Play with each other’s feet…
The possibilities are endless, my fickle fire friend. Just come on over…and build me a fucking fireplace.