Merry K-tan is officially hiding her birth year in her profile from now on day!

I think I have the worst luck with LJRP EVER. Well, maybe not, but it certainly feels that way. Twice in ONE GAME have I introduced a new character only to have the first person I logged with drop the game at the beginning of the thread. It had nothing to do with me either time, but it might be a little less bad if it had. Then I could at least ( Read more... )

Okay, so I had to go to the health department and I had no idea where it was, right? So I checked Google Maps, right?

BAD FUCKING IDEA.

( Exhibit A: The Directions I Was Given )

nokoru: I need to write a novel to start the new big thing in supernatural chick lit: My Boyfriend is an Elder Evil.
sanada: LOL do it! Lovecraft is due for a revival.
nokoru: "Madysinnn, we can never be together! I don't know if I can control my tentacles when I'm around you!"
sanada: Do waaaant.
nokoru: And in the end, he can eat her.
sanada: That's romantic!
nokoru: It is if you're ( Read more... )

TYPING IN ALL CAPS HELPS ME FEEL SLIGHTLY WARMER

SLIGHTLY

USING CAPSLOCK IS CHEATING. ONLY THE SHIFT KEY BRINGS WARMTH

Emerging from under a pile of essays...bleh ( Read more... )

Don't be bashful. Don't be shy. It's time to unabashedly let it out! So be messy. Be imperfect. Be liberated and free. Be what you are. Be human. Blow it loud and proud. With KLEENEX Tissue.I swear to God this is what it says on the bottom of my Kleenex box. I don't need you to empower me, Kleenex box. I just need you to put my snot in. ( Read more... )

You know, when you have Space AIDS/monkeypox/SARS/a low temperature and the beginnings of a head cold/bird flu/the Ebola virus/whatever and you're lightheaded and sleepy and having trouble focusing, this is the last thing you want to hear ( Read more... )

If this was an anime, I'd be making jokes about being "too old for this" and so on. Unless it was, like, 00. 00 is old people-friendly.

Oh God, as of a few minutes ago, I'm as old as Ham...

D-does this mean I have to go hit on kitchen appliances now? I mean, I'm a Virgo, too...

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Well, there was that one espresso machine.

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Argh.

An observation: Finding a tupperware container full of lemon jello is a much, much more pleasant experience than looking in the refrigerator and seeing a tupperware container full of mysterious yellow liquid.