I definitely know exactly who you are:
If I was taking a jaunt in your shoes,
I'd smirk a glance if I could put out my philanthropic cigarette butt on your kitchen knife scabs that you never discussed with anyone in particular. You may have told a stranger once, but that was on public transportation and besides, when wielding such a healthy-sized sense of integrity one must extricate themselves from that cumbersome mass as quickly as possible - as it rests on the shoulders, which is bad for the spine.
I'd smirk a glance if I could put out my philanthropic cigarette butt on your kitchen knife scabs that you never discussed with anyone in particular. You may have told a stranger once, but that was on public transportation and besides, when wielding such a healthy-sized sense of integrity one must extricate themselves from that cumbersome mass as quickly as possible - as it rests on the shoulders, which is bad for the spine.