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So Scott (quadhome) has demanded that I "blog that shit." That shit being the events that transpired over the past few hours. I haven't been much in the blogging sprit recently, but here's some events that took place tonight:
Did I mention I'll be living with these guys in a few months?
P.S. My apologies for such a poorly written, and likely confusing, entry. It's almost 4am and I haven't really been keeping up on my sleep. I have some other stuff to write about later, but like I said I just haven't felt up to posting.
- Sam (samfu) calls me up asking if I want to see some break dancing in Moscow. Obviously.
- We meet up with Scott at Bucer's. Scott informs everyone at the table that he would cut off their fingers (but not thumbs) for $50.
- Arrive at CJ's to witness 10pm break dancing. Break dancing bumped to 11pm. Joint has a few epically fat women that no beer goggles could cure.
- While waiting, a pitcher of Pabst and a Red Bull & vodka are downed. The first round was entirely weak, but every drink Sam got after that was at least half vodka. Being the driver I only had 2 drinks.
- Scott tried to get Sam to do a kip on the dance floor, but this required me to do a handstand, and I wussed out, so no kip.
- The break dancing itself was pretty badass. I've seen better here and there, but it's a treat out here in cow town.
- After the break dancers finished the floor was opened up for anyone else who wanted to give it a shot.
- Sam jumps out on the dance floor, breaks out some handstands, kips, dive rolls, and other assorted moves. Scott gets a crowd yelling "Sam Wise! Sam Wise! Sam Wise!"
- Scott breaks out the Russian dancing all over the place. Sam and Scott then "battle" on the dance floor. While doing a dive roll Sam kicks a drink out of a guy's hand! This is all far cooler than I am probably making it sound.
- Scott manages to dance with one of the few attractive women there. I sit, perched in my chair, envious that I lack the, how do you say, balls to have done the same.
- Sam talks to one of the break dancers (a lot of them came over from Seattle for this) and scores a $40 DVD for $20.
- We leave CJ's and head home. The whole trip back Sam and Scott are drunk dialing people to inform them of how awesome the break dancing was. Between phone calls Scott sings his theme song for the night.
- I return to my room, realize I have no clean clothes for tomorrow, throw a shirt in the sink, splash some water on it, and toss it in the dryer.
- I get a phone call from Scott telling me to come over because they're already watching the recently acquired world competition break dancing DVD.
- We watch said DVD while Scott and Sam jump all over the room, throwing out random moves. While flipping on and off the couch Scott manages to get tangled up in the window blind cord and ends up ripping the blinds right off the window.
- Sometime into the video Scott says the walls are all going to have holes in them from all the break dancing they're going to be doing. Not 2 seconds after saying this Scott does a handstand/summersault that results in a huge hole in the wall from his ass crashing into it.
- Sam, realizing that the apartment deposit has been lost, or that holes are pretty, slams a second hole in the wall with his ass, and a third with his elbow.
- After watching a ton of crazy moves on the DVD it was decided that next year's living room will be used, in part, for break dancing.
Did I mention I'll be living with these guys in a few months?
P.S. My apologies for such a poorly written, and likely confusing, entry. It's almost 4am and I haven't really been keeping up on my sleep. I have some other stuff to write about later, but like I said I just haven't felt up to posting.
