Happy Thanksgiving
Ingredients to make my thanksgiving:
being woken up at 9 30 against your will
being forced to drive
takin a long shower
being yelled at
watching monster and lizard (a persian movie)
having the turkey amputated by my dad at 1 because he couldnt wait
getting a gold chain and ample amount of kisses from your grandmother
a depressed cousin
a wild cousin
teaching your aunt how to do college homework
your grandmother talking shit about her daughter in-law in front of her
your uncle saying "this is american food...like mc. donalds...i like it"
your aunt saying "so the pili-grams came from India?"
teaching people good etiquette and how to make mashed potatoes
offering to set the table but your mom saying not to because the persians arent use to set tables
you and your cousins trying to get people drunk so they will shut up
people grabbing at you
trying to be convinced to be a doctor for the 9,823,343,646th time!
your cousin making you regret that you wore a mini-skirt
your family finding a pic of a guy in your room, freaking out, and telling you that you shouldnt have a bf
laughing on the floor
smiling because your day is just so odd
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
being woken up at 9 30 against your will
being forced to drive
takin a long shower
being yelled at
watching monster and lizard (a persian movie)
having the turkey amputated by my dad at 1 because he couldnt wait
getting a gold chain and ample amount of kisses from your grandmother
a depressed cousin
a wild cousin
teaching your aunt how to do college homework
your grandmother talking shit about her daughter in-law in front of her
your uncle saying "this is american food...like mc. donalds...i like it"
your aunt saying "so the pili-grams came from India?"
teaching people good etiquette and how to make mashed potatoes
offering to set the table but your mom saying not to because the persians arent use to set tables
you and your cousins trying to get people drunk so they will shut up
people grabbing at you
trying to be convinced to be a doctor for the 9,823,343,646th time!
your cousin making you regret that you wore a mini-skirt
your family finding a pic of a guy in your room, freaking out, and telling you that you shouldnt have a bf
laughing on the floor
smiling because your day is just so odd
HAPPY THANKSGIVING