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Really Long Survey (over 200)What is your name?:David Are you named after anyone?:I was named David so I wouldn't carry on the tradition of the first born male child of being called Earnest. Thanks for that Dad, very much appreciated What's your screename?:Noir Would you name a child of yours after you?:Maybe, but I've already decided that if I were ever dumb enough to have kids, my first born son would be call Tanthalas If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?:Davida? If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?:Not sure I would. I'm kinda attached to David Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?:Nope Would you drop your last name if you became famous?:I'd probably change it to something else, but not be just David BasicsYour gender::Male Straight/Gay/Bi::Straight, with a little bit of curiosity Single?:Kinda If not, do you want to be?:n/k Birthdate::1969 Gemini Your age::You work it out from the above. You want I should do everything for you? Age you act::Depends. either 10 or 100 Age you wish you were::21 Your height::5'11" Not tall enough Eye color::Grey / Green Happy with it?:Yep Hair color::Red Happy with it?:Wish it was redder Lefty/righty/ambidextrous::Dexter Your living arrangement::With housemate Your family::and other animals Have any pets?:Unless you count ex's, nope Whats your job?:To be shat upon from a great hieght Piercings?:Yep Tattoos?:Yep Obsessions?:I prefer CK1 Addictions?:Freshly squeezed orange juice Do you speak another language?:do computer languages count? Have a favorite quote?:I can smile, and murder while I smile - Richard III, Act 1 Scene III I think Do you have a webpage?:Yep Deep Thoughts About Life and You in itDo you live in the moment?:No, I live in Durrington Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?:Considering I haven't yet been tried for murder, yes Do you have any secrets?:See above Do you hate yourself?:Yes Do you like your handwriting?:Hell no, but it's perfect for a doctor Do you have any bad habits?:Yes thank you What is the compliment you get from most people?:You don't sweat much for a fat bastard, do you? If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?:See above What's your biggest fear?:fear itself Can you sing?:Erm... I'm probably not the best person to ask that question Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?:Somehow, I don't think I can get away with pretending to be Antonio Banderas or Samuel L Jackson, so no Are you a loner?:Yes What are your #1 priorities in life?:Waking up alive each day If you were another person, would you be friends with you?:Hell no. I'd have far to much taste for that Are you a daredevil?:Sometimes Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?:Plenty Are you passive or agressive?:Passivly agressive Do you have a journal?:Well what the hell do you think? What is your greatest strength and weakness?:strength - compassion. weakness - not thinking enough of myself if I'm totally honest If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?:everything Do you think you are emotionally strong?:Yes Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?:Je ne regret rien Do you think life has been good so far?:so so What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?:keep breathing What do you like the most about your body?:ermm..nothing much really, tho I have cool hair.. I think And least?:everything else Do you think you are good looking?:Sometimes I look in the mirror and think I'm not bad looking. Sometimes I look in the mirror and think I'm too ugly to live. The latter are becoming less, the former more Are you confident?:About my mental abilitie, infinately. Everything else not so What is the fictional character you are most like?:The Hulk Are you perceived wrongly?:Despite my attempts to influence otherwise, no Do You...Smoke?:Nope Do drugs?:Nothing illegal Read the newspaper?:yes Pray?:well, I say Oh God a lot during sex, does that count? Go to church?:Nope Talk to strangers who IM you?:rarely Sleep with stuffed animals?:I plead the 5th on that Take walks in the rain?:Yep Talk to people even though you hate them?:Only because I have to Drive?:Nope, I bike Like to drive fast?:Its not how fast you get there, it's the style in which you arrive Would or Have You Ever?Liked your voice?:no, I think it's monotonous, tho others have told me it's sexy Hurt yourself?:yes Been out of the country?:Often Eaten something that made other people sick?:Other than my mums cooking? Been in love?:Yes Done drugs?:Not illegal ones Gone skinny dipping?:Yes Had a medical emergency?:define emergancy Had surgery?:Yes Ran away from home?:Nope Played strip poker?:Often, and I usually win Gotten beaten up?:No Beaten someone up?:Yes, but only because they started it Been picked on?:often Been on stage?:yes Slept outdoors?:yes Thought about suicide?:Thought and tried Pulled an all nighter?:yep If yes, what is your record?:60 hours, then 8 hours sleep, then another 60 hours Gone one day without food?:yep Talked on the phone all night?:often Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?:love it Slept all day?:often Killed someone?:Not personally Made out with a stranger?:yep Had sex with a stranger?:yep Thought you're going crazy?:You mean I'm NOT? Kissed the same sex?:yep Done anything sexual with the same sex?:nope Been betrayed?:too oftne Had a dream that came true?:I can't honestly remember Broken the law?:everyone does Met a famous person?:quite a few Have you ever killed an animal by accident?:yes :( On purpose?:only for food Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?:Not that I can remember Stolen anything?:Yes Been on radio/tv?:Yep :) Been in a mosh-pit?:no Had a nervous breakdown?:yes :( Bungee jumped?:hell no Had a dream that kept coming back?:yep BeliefsBelive in life on other planets?:Yep Miracles?:Yep Astrology?:No Magic?:Yes God?:A supreme being, yes Satan?:Not sure Santa?:noooooooooooooooo Ghosts?:yes Luck?:yes Love at first sight?:no Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?:yes Witches?:I am one Easter bunny?:ancient fertility symbol Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?:forever is a bloody long time.. longer that people live for Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?:HA! Do you wish on stars?:Nope Deep Theological QuestionsDo you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?:No Do you think God has a gender?:I'm not sure that a supreme creative force could have a gender Do you believe in organized religion?:I believe in disorganized religion Where do you think we go when we die?:Bournemouth FriendsDo you have any gay/lesbian friends?:Plenty Who is your best friend?:Dan Who's the one person that knows most about you?:Lesley What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?:Sit the f*** down and shut the f*** up Your favourite inside joke?:erm.. dont have one Thing you're picked on most about?:weight Who's your longest known friend?:Graden Newest?:Victoria Shyest?:Teresa Funniest?:Dan Sweetest?:Jus Closest?:Jus Weirdest?:Suze Smartest?:Jus Ditziest?:Jus Friends you miss being close to the most?:Jus Last person you talked to online?:Suze Who do you talk to most online?:Karen Who are you on the phone with most?:Hate phones Who do you trust most?:Lesley Who listens to your problems?:noone. I keep them to myself Who do you fight most with?:Jus Who's the nicest?:Jus Who's the most outgoing?:Suze Who's the best singer?:Jen Who's on your shit-list?:no-one right now Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?:With all the cute firneds I havem hell yeah Who's your second family?:n/a Do you always feel understood?:Never Who's the loudest friend?:Karen Do you trust others easily?:to a certain extent, yes Who's house were you last at?:Karen's Name one person who's arms you feel safe in::Jus Do your friends know you?:Some do Friend that lives farthest away::Tina Love and All ThatDo you consider love a mistake?:Love is a temporary hormonal imbalance designed to f*** you over and make you buy hallmark cards What do you find romantic?:see above Turn-on?:Bad breath Turn-off?:Corsets First kiss?:On the lips If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?:flattered Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going:yes Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out:yes Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractiv:yes, because although it's nice to have an attractive wrapping, the wrapping isn't so attractive when you're 75, and it's what's inside that counts Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?:Not if they have any sense What is best about the opposite sex?:kisses What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?:hormones What's the last present someone gave you?:Harley Davidosn T-Shirt from Mosocw Are you in love?:No Do you consider your significant other hot?:Do I have one? Who Was the Last Person...That haunted you?:No-one that I know of You wanted to kill?:some random noisy kids That you laughed at?:Karen That laughed at you?:Karen That turned you on?:Suze You went shopping with?:Karen That broke your heart?:Helen To disappoint you?:Lisa To ask you out?:Leanne, way way back at school To make you cry?:Jus To brighten up your day?:Suze That you thought about?:Suze You saw a movie with?:Karen You talked to on the phone?:Flo You talked to through IM/ICQ?:Suze You saw?:Flo You lost?:Unfortunately the little bugger kept getting unlost Right This Moment...Are you going out?:Nope.. going to bed Will it be with your significant other?:I wish Or some random person?:even better ;) What are you wearing right now?:Navy blue short sleved shirt, black jeanes Body part you're touching right now::fingers What are you worried about right now?:finding witty responses for these dumb questions What book are you reading?:I'm not. I'm typing What's on your mousepad?:Nothing at home, bagpuss at work Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling::I'm Horny. Horny Horny Horny Are you bored?:with these dumb questions, yes Are you tired?:yep.. it's bedtime` Are you talking to anyone online?:Yep, Suze Are you talking to anyone on the phone?:Nope Are you lonely or content?:Lonely Are you listening to music?:Yep - Bob Geldof - This Is The World Calling
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