have a meme
GENERAL:
(001) Your gender: Male
(002) Sexual orientation: Straight
(003) Single? …No? Ish?
(004) Do you want to be? Not really
(005) Your birthday: April 23
(006) Age you wish you were: 28 is fine
(007) Your height: 5'9"
(008) The color of your eyes: Dark brown
(009) The color of your hair: Black
(010) Piercings: No
(011) Tattoos: No
DO YOU:
(012) Smoke? No
(013) Do drugs? Not regularly No
(014) Read the newspaper? Yes
(015) Pray? Not really
(016) Talk to strangers? All the time
(017) Take walks in the rain? Sometimes
(018) Drive? Yes
(019) Like to drive fast? Not really
(020) Hurt yourself on purpose? Yes No
HAVE YOU EVER:
(021) Been out of the country? Yes
(022) Been in love? Maybe No
(023) Done drugs? Yes
(024) Gone skinny dipping? Yes
(025) Had any type of surgery? Yes
(026) Ran away from home? No
(027) Played strip poker? Yes
(028) Gotten beaten up? Yes
(029) Been picked on? Yes
(030) Been on stage? Yes
(031) Slept outdoors? Yes
(032) Thought about suicide? Yes
(033) Pulled an all-nighter? Yes - It’s called “med school”
(034) If yes, what is your record? 32 hours
(035) Talked on the phone all night? Yes
(036) Slept with the opposite sex without having sex? Yes
(037) Slept all day? Yes
(039) Made out with a stranger? No
(041) Had sex with a stranger? No
(042) Kissed the same sex? No
(043) Done anything sexual with the same sex? No
(044) Been betrayed? Yes
(045) Broken the law? Yes
(046) Met a famous person? Yes
(047) Been on radio/TV? Yes
(048) Been in a mosh-pit? Yes
(049) Had a nervous breakdown? Something like that
(050) Been criticized about your sexual performance? Yes.
APPAREL:
(052) Shoe brand: This meme skipped question 51. I have no specific shoe brand.
(053) What are you normally wearing to school/work? T-shirt, jeans, sneakers.
(054) Wear hats? No
(055) Are you guilty of judging other people by their clothing? To a degree?
(056) Do you wear make-up daily? No
(057) Favorite place to shop: Old Navy? I don’t know.
(058) Favorite article of clothing: I have an awesome Star Wars t-shirt.
(059) Are you trendy? Hah! No.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
(060) Life on other planets? Yes
(061) Miracles? Yes
(062) Astrology? Maybe
(063) Magic? Yes
(064) God? A god
(065) Satan? …I believe in evil, but I don’t know about Satan
(066) Santa? No
(067) Ghosts? Sure
(068) Luck? Yes
(069) Love at first sight? I’m not sure
(070) Yin and Yang? Eh
(071) Witches? Sure
(072) Easter bunny? No
(073) Fidelity? Resounding yes
(074) A pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? No
LOVE:
(075) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title? Yes
(076) Do you remember your first love? NA
(077) Still love him/her? NA
(078) Do you consider love a mistake? No, never
(079) What do you find romantic? I dunno
(080) Turn-on: Oh, wow. Um. Stockings?
(081) Turn-off: Leg stubble, etc…
(082) Do you base your judgment on looks alone? No
(083) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? It’s not socially unacceptable for a girl to ask a guy out?
(084) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? That’s a mean question.
(085) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? No
(086) What's the last present someone gave you? One of my clinic patients gave me his Hot Wheel car
(087) Are you in love? --
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON:
(088) That you laughed at? Probably House
(090) That turned you on? Juliet
(091) You went shopping with? Myself?
(092) To disappoint you? Maybe Taub
(093) To ask you out? Juliet
(094) To make you cry? I don’t know
(095) To brighten up your day? Mom
(096) That you thought about? Mom
(097) You saw a movie with? Juliet
(098) You talked to on the phone? House
(099) You talked to through IM? I don’t do IM
(100) You saw? Cuddy
(101) You turned down? Juliet
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU:
(104) Smiled? Where did questions 102 and 103 go?
(105) Laughed? Last night
(106) Cried? Dunno
(107) Bought something? A few hours ago
(108) Danced? It’s been ages
(109) Were sarcastic? This morning
(110) Hugged/kissed: This afternoon
(111) Talked to an enemy? I don't make it a point to talk to them
(112) Watched your favorite movie? It’s been about a month
(113) Talked on the phone? A few hours ago
(114) Listened to the radio? On the way home from work
(115) Watched TV? Right now
(116) Went out with someone? This morning
(117) Helped someone? Helping people is my job
(118) Sang? On the way to work
(119) Said "I love you"? This morning; I didn’t mean to
(120) Been drunk? It’s been a while
SEX:
(121) Are you a virgin? No
(122) If not, how old were you when you lost it? Nineteen
(123) What is the kinkiest thing you've ever done? Had sex in the stairway of my apartment complex
(124) What is the kinkiest thing you'd like to do? Wouldn’t you like to know?
(125) Favorite position? WOT
(126) Describe your idea of seducing your mate as a surprise: You wish
(127) Describe how you'd like to be seduced: I’d kinda like to be woken up to it…?
(128) Share a fantasy: No
(129) Would you consider having a "pet"/slave? No
(130) Would you consider being a "pet"/slave? No
(131) Do you remember your first kiss? Yes
(132) What is your favorite intimate thing to do? Kissing
(133) Assuming you masturbate, do you use toys? No
(134) Ever masturbated in public? No
(135) Ever had sex in public? Is the stairway public?
(136) Would you want to? Yes
(137) Ever watched someone have sex [not a porno]? No
(138) Has someone ever watched you have sex? No
(139) If you could make a porn film, what would you call it? I…wouldn’t
(140) Ever used food in your sexual play? Sure
(141) Ever do Role Reversal? No
(142) Ever used sex to get what you want/need? No
(143) Ever used sex as a weapon? No
(144) Ever flashed someone? Mooned
(145) Ever been flashed? Yes
(146) Ever call a sex number? No
(147) Would you consider having a 900 number? No
(148) Ever woke up the next morning and went WTF?! ARENT U MAI CUZIN??? No
(149) Ever dated someone just for the sex? No
(150) Are you glad this survey is over? Eh, don’t care
(151) Think it could have been longer? I'm sure it could have been
(001) Your gender: Male
(002) Sexual orientation: Straight
(003) Single? …No? Ish?
(004) Do you want to be? Not really
(005) Your birthday: April 23
(006) Age you wish you were: 28 is fine
(007) Your height: 5'9"
(008) The color of your eyes: Dark brown
(009) The color of your hair: Black
(010) Piercings: No
(011) Tattoos: No
DO YOU:
(012) Smoke? No
(013) Do drugs? Not regularly No
(014) Read the newspaper? Yes
(015) Pray? Not really
(016) Talk to strangers? All the time
(017) Take walks in the rain? Sometimes
(018) Drive? Yes
(019) Like to drive fast? Not really
(020) Hurt yourself on purpose? Yes No
HAVE YOU EVER:
(021) Been out of the country? Yes
(022) Been in love? Maybe No
(023) Done drugs? Yes
(024) Gone skinny dipping? Yes
(025) Had any type of surgery? Yes
(026) Ran away from home? No
(027) Played strip poker? Yes
(028) Gotten beaten up? Yes
(029) Been picked on? Yes
(030) Been on stage? Yes
(031) Slept outdoors? Yes
(032) Thought about suicide? Yes
(033) Pulled an all-nighter? Yes - It’s called “med school”
(034) If yes, what is your record? 32 hours
(035) Talked on the phone all night? Yes
(036) Slept with the opposite sex without having sex? Yes
(037) Slept all day? Yes
(039) Made out with a stranger? No
(041) Had sex with a stranger? No
(042) Kissed the same sex? No
(043) Done anything sexual with the same sex? No
(044) Been betrayed? Yes
(045) Broken the law? Yes
(046) Met a famous person? Yes
(047) Been on radio/TV? Yes
(048) Been in a mosh-pit? Yes
(049) Had a nervous breakdown? Something like that
(050) Been criticized about your sexual performance? Yes.
APPAREL:
(052) Shoe brand: This meme skipped question 51. I have no specific shoe brand.
(053) What are you normally wearing to school/work? T-shirt, jeans, sneakers.
(054) Wear hats? No
(055) Are you guilty of judging other people by their clothing? To a degree?
(056) Do you wear make-up daily? No
(057) Favorite place to shop: Old Navy? I don’t know.
(058) Favorite article of clothing: I have an awesome Star Wars t-shirt.
(059) Are you trendy? Hah! No.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
(060) Life on other planets? Yes
(061) Miracles? Yes
(062) Astrology? Maybe
(063) Magic? Yes
(064) God? A god
(065) Satan? …I believe in evil, but I don’t know about Satan
(066) Santa? No
(067) Ghosts? Sure
(068) Luck? Yes
(069) Love at first sight? I’m not sure
(070) Yin and Yang? Eh
(071) Witches? Sure
(072) Easter bunny? No
(073) Fidelity? Resounding yes
(074) A pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? No
LOVE:
(075) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title? Yes
(076) Do you remember your first love? NA
(077) Still love him/her? NA
(078) Do you consider love a mistake? No, never
(079) What do you find romantic? I dunno
(080) Turn-on: Oh, wow. Um. Stockings?
(081) Turn-off: Leg stubble, etc…
(082) Do you base your judgment on looks alone? No
(083) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? It’s not socially unacceptable for a girl to ask a guy out?
(084) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? That’s a mean question.
(085) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? No
(086) What's the last present someone gave you? One of my clinic patients gave me his Hot Wheel car
(087) Are you in love? --
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON:
(088) That you laughed at? Probably House
(090) That turned you on? Juliet
(091) You went shopping with? Myself?
(092) To disappoint you? Maybe Taub
(093) To ask you out? Juliet
(094) To make you cry? I don’t know
(095) To brighten up your day? Mom
(096) That you thought about? Mom
(097) You saw a movie with? Juliet
(098) You talked to on the phone? House
(099) You talked to through IM? I don’t do IM
(100) You saw? Cuddy
(101) You turned down? Juliet
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU:
(104) Smiled? Where did questions 102 and 103 go?
(105) Laughed? Last night
(106) Cried? Dunno
(107) Bought something? A few hours ago
(108) Danced? It’s been ages
(109) Were sarcastic? This morning
(110) Hugged/kissed: This afternoon
(111) Talked to an enemy? I don't make it a point to talk to them
(112) Watched your favorite movie? It’s been about a month
(113) Talked on the phone? A few hours ago
(114) Listened to the radio? On the way home from work
(115) Watched TV? Right now
(116) Went out with someone? This morning
(117) Helped someone? Helping people is my job
(118) Sang? On the way to work
(119) Said "I love you"? This morning; I didn’t mean to
(120) Been drunk? It’s been a while
SEX:
(121) Are you a virgin? No
(122) If not, how old were you when you lost it? Nineteen
(123) What is the kinkiest thing you've ever done? Had sex in the stairway of my apartment complex
(124) What is the kinkiest thing you'd like to do? Wouldn’t you like to know?
(125) Favorite position? WOT
(126) Describe your idea of seducing your mate as a surprise: You wish
(127) Describe how you'd like to be seduced: I’d kinda like to be woken up to it…?
(128) Share a fantasy: No
(129) Would you consider having a "pet"/slave? No
(130) Would you consider being a "pet"/slave? No
(131) Do you remember your first kiss? Yes
(132) What is your favorite intimate thing to do? Kissing
(133) Assuming you masturbate, do you use toys? No
(134) Ever masturbated in public? No
(135) Ever had sex in public? Is the stairway public?
(136) Would you want to? Yes
(137) Ever watched someone have sex [not a porno]? No
(138) Has someone ever watched you have sex? No
(139) If you could make a porn film, what would you call it? I…wouldn’t
(140) Ever used food in your sexual play? Sure
(141) Ever do Role Reversal? No
(142) Ever used sex to get what you want/need? No
(143) Ever used sex as a weapon? No
(144) Ever flashed someone? Mooned
(145) Ever been flashed? Yes
(146) Ever call a sex number? No
(147) Would you consider having a 900 number? No
(148) Ever woke up the next morning and went WTF?! ARENT U MAI CUZIN??? No
(149) Ever dated someone just for the sex? No
(150) Are you glad this survey is over? Eh, don’t care
(151) Think it could have been longer? I'm sure it could have been