KOF Brigade
Title: KOF Brigade
Author: nodoka06
Pairing: YamaChii w/ a touch of HikaNoo
Gendre: Failed Crack?
Rating: PG
Summary: Yamada & Chinen formed a group that according to them could kill boredom.
"Tsumaranai~!" Yamada sighed as he failed on thinking of anything interesting he could do inside the JUMP's dressing room. He let his eyes scrutinize the whole room and saw nothing but a Ryutaro who's super busy with his ever new DS & beside him was a Yuya blowering his air; Nakajima playing his imaginary drums with Keito playing his imaginary guitar & doing their imaginary band performance; A very persevere Dai-chan eating boxes of POCKY; Inoo who's toying Hikaru's hair who's just acting asleep ; a Yabu who's seriously reading & studying their schedules & TV appearances ; and finally a Chinen who was sitting opposite to him and has this I'm-bored-too face.
" Chii." he called.
Chinen just raised his brows as if saying 'what?'
"Are You bored?"
" As you can see, Yes I am"
Yamada stood up on his seat & sit next to Chinen. " Have you thought of anything that can kill this stupid boredom?"
"I wouldn't have been sitting like nothing here if I have what you're asking, baka" Chinen sounded a little bit annoyed and rolled his eyes to the chubby guy.
Yamada kept silent for a second then a bulb flashed above his head. He touched Chinen's left shoulder with his right hand. Chinen pulled his virgin shoulder away.
"If you're thinking of THAT thing Yama-chan, it is a NO!"
Yamada grinned. He knew it would be Chinen's reaction on his electrifying touch. And because Chinen's mood was different on that day he continued on pestering Chinen, well it's also the thing he thought interesting to do while he's still on that dead dressing room.
"C'mon Chii, It'll definitely kill our boredom and your bad vibes so common." with a piggy eyes he said, half-begging.
"Not here Yama-chan, NOT HERE" he was trying his best not to look on Yamada's piggy eyes,
Yes, Chii has the most irresistible puppy eyes in the whole milky way, but Yamada's piggy eyes also has a big impact on him.
"Why not? If you're worried about the people around, just look, everyone is busy doing their stuffs and even we do our own stuffs here, I'm sure we won't be noticed by them. And who the hell cares? It's already normal for them."
Chinen gave him a helpless look.
"Can't you at least control yourself? I'd start to believe you're becoming a pervert if you won't stop on harassing me."
"I'm not harassing you and who are you calling a pervert?!"
" No other than you, Mistaa~!" he stood up and started doing a Hip Dance with a S-line whatever he learned on Music Station & wanted Yamada to remember that day when the issue of him becoming a pervert started.
" STOP IT YOU INVERTEBRATE LAP-WHORE SQUIRREL!" he screeched.
"You two, can't you lower your voice a little? My Hikarunrun is sleeping, can't you see?" the beautiful Inoo asked.
"As if he really is~" the pig divulged.
Seeing the lovely HikaNoo so sweet on the couch, a devilish smile formed on Chinen's mouth, and so it also means that his bad vibes had ended.
" Ne, Yama-chan" he whispered, pulling Yamada's sleeves.
"What now Chii? You'll accept it?"
"Shut up. It's not."
Yamada grunted. "Then what?"
"What if we make an association or a group whatever that would kill each others' boredom here in the Agency then at the same time let's look for our members, what you think?" Chinen suggested and then he continued "And by the way, could you stop on grunting Yama-chan? It's making you more like a pig."
"Eh? Well then Chinen Yuri, thanks for the insult." he scowled.
Chinen found that moment to make his revenge for Yamada who'd just pestered him a while ago.
" It's not an insult ya know. I'm just telling what's good for you and besides, it's better hearing those words from me than from the others ne?"
Yamada just showed him his 3 fingers on his both hands starting from his ring finger up to the point finger saying 'whatever'. "What are you suggesting again?" he asked.
"A group or an association whatever that is a boredom killer." Chinen stated.
"And if ever, what would be the group's name?"
" Hmmm..."
They started thinking of a name that surely would sound stupid as they are and just a few seconds, Chinen's bulb switched on, he finally decided what would it be. He stood up once again and put his right hand on his waist while the other was raised pointing to the North East direction with his face facing the East.
"I've decided to call it the ' Kill the Boredom by Overflowing it with Flirtatiousness: the YamaYu brigade' at the same time he's doing some hand and body movements that couldn't be understood by a normal person.
"Kill the boredom what?" Yamada interrogated, imitating Chinen's movement. "And I thought you gave up on calling our pair as YamaYu?"
"Ah, gomen ne Yama-chan, wasureteta. What's it called again?"
"YamaChii Chinen, YAMACHII. Everyone calls us on that name. I can't believe you can still forget it.. I thought you're a genius Chinen."
Chinen hit Yamada on his head. " I'm just asking you the name. You don't need to lecture me!"
" Oh Sorry..."
"So , it's official. The name of the group is Kill the Boredom by Overflowing it with Flirtatiousness: the YamaChii brigade." he did again, the movements. XD " I guess you understand what the group is all about. The name explains it."
" Un. I've got it.. But that's pretty as you long :D. People might not remember it easily. Doesn't it have any acronyms.?"
"KOF Brigade" Chinen answered steadfastly.
Yamada laughed. "It sounds like a restaurant xD. Okay, now let's start looking for our members."
Without a blink, Chinen dashed to Inoo's place and kidnapped the said member to it's 'sleeping' boyfriend.
"Oi. Itte!" Hikaru exclaimed when his bf got kidnapped and it hurt him because Inoo was still toying his hair so there's still some strands of Hikaru's hair on Inoo's finger.
"I'm recruiting Inoo-chan, Sir!" Chinen did a salute.
"You're recruiting me what?what?what?what? what the hell is going here?"
The two of them explained to Inoo what was the recruitment all about and the group itself.
" You guys are wrong. I'm NOT a flirt" Inoo insisted.
" I'm scared you are, Inoo-chan~" Chinen stocked his tongue out.
" You can ask my bf if you want. I'm not a flirt ne Hika-chan?"
"Eh? Then what were you doing earlier to me? Wasn't it flirting?" Hikaru said smilingly, showing his crooked teeth.
"HOHOHOHO~" Chinen moked.
"Hehehe" Yamada smirked.
"Fine! If Hika-chan said so then I'll go with you guys. Are there any rules in your group ?" now he's interested.
" Just like the aim of the group, we should kill the boredom here in the Agency whenever there is, and we can do it by flirting to the people who's suffering from boredom." Chinen started.
Then Yamada continued,"but you should not go to the extent of flirting more on the bored victim than your boyfriend to avoid any physical damages."
"Oi! I should be the one saying that to you!" Chinen yelled.
"Eh? Why? Don't tell me it's still because of th--"
"Stop talking about it. I don't want to remember it anymore!" Holy Pig, Chinen's bad vibes came back.
While a penguin was done with his foods so he dared to join on his bff's conversation. "What's happening here minna? i heard you're forming a group. May I join?" he received a dead-rifying look from Chinen and the smaller guy started looking at him from head to toe.
" Dai-chan is not qualified to join the group." he announced.
"UAAAA~!!!" Daiki started crying on his place, thumping his feet.
"No Chinen. Daiki can join us, just like anyone." Yamada firmly said making Daiki to stop on his childish act.
" Now you're spoiling Dai-chan. That's the reason why I don't want him to join. And besides, Rule No.3 says 'spoil no one else but Chinen Yuri!"
"What's with the sudden mood swings of yours Chii? Are you having your PMS today?You're getting annoying!" he recklessly said, his tone raised.
" And now I'm annoying for you! And how on Earth could I have PMS , STUPID Pig!"
"Ah.! Now I know why your acting like that. You're angry because you can never experience having it."
"Shut up you HENTAI!!"
Hikaru stood up on the couch he was sitting in and get back Inoo on his arms again. "You should not join those kinds of brats, Dariin~"he then gave Inoo a sudden kiss on his cheeks .
"Stop fighting you two! I'm not joining anymore! Uaaah~!" Daiki yelped and ran out in the dressing room to buy another box of POCKY to calm his Penguin heart.
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Author: nodoka06
Pairing: YamaChii w/ a touch of HikaNoo
Gendre: Failed Crack?
Rating: PG
Summary: Yamada & Chinen formed a group that according to them could kill boredom.
"Tsumaranai~!" Yamada sighed as he failed on thinking of anything interesting he could do inside the JUMP's dressing room. He let his eyes scrutinize the whole room and saw nothing but a Ryutaro who's super busy with his ever new DS & beside him was a Yuya blowering his air; Nakajima playing his imaginary drums with Keito playing his imaginary guitar & doing their imaginary band performance; A very persevere Dai-chan eating boxes of POCKY; Inoo who's toying Hikaru's hair who's just acting asleep ; a Yabu who's seriously reading & studying their schedules & TV appearances ; and finally a Chinen who was sitting opposite to him and has this I'm-bored-too face.
" Chii." he called.
Chinen just raised his brows as if saying 'what?'
"Are You bored?"
" As you can see, Yes I am"
Yamada stood up on his seat & sit next to Chinen. " Have you thought of anything that can kill this stupid boredom?"
"I wouldn't have been sitting like nothing here if I have what you're asking, baka" Chinen sounded a little bit annoyed and rolled his eyes to the chubby guy.
Yamada kept silent for a second then a bulb flashed above his head. He touched Chinen's left shoulder with his right hand. Chinen pulled his virgin shoulder away.
"If you're thinking of THAT thing Yama-chan, it is a NO!"
Yamada grinned. He knew it would be Chinen's reaction on his electrifying touch. And because Chinen's mood was different on that day he continued on pestering Chinen, well it's also the thing he thought interesting to do while he's still on that dead dressing room.
"C'mon Chii, It'll definitely kill our boredom and your bad vibes so common." with a piggy eyes he said, half-begging.
"Not here Yama-chan, NOT HERE" he was trying his best not to look on Yamada's piggy eyes,
Yes, Chii has the most irresistible puppy eyes in the whole milky way, but Yamada's piggy eyes also has a big impact on him.
"Why not? If you're worried about the people around, just look, everyone is busy doing their stuffs and even we do our own stuffs here, I'm sure we won't be noticed by them. And who the hell cares? It's already normal for them."
Chinen gave him a helpless look.
"Can't you at least control yourself? I'd start to believe you're becoming a pervert if you won't stop on harassing me."
"I'm not harassing you and who are you calling a pervert?!"
" No other than you, Mistaa~!" he stood up and started doing a Hip Dance with a S-line whatever he learned on Music Station & wanted Yamada to remember that day when the issue of him becoming a pervert started.
" STOP IT YOU INVERTEBRATE LAP-WHORE SQUIRREL!" he screeched.
"You two, can't you lower your voice a little? My Hikarunrun is sleeping, can't you see?" the beautiful Inoo asked.
"As if he really is~" the pig divulged.
Seeing the lovely HikaNoo so sweet on the couch, a devilish smile formed on Chinen's mouth, and so it also means that his bad vibes had ended.
" Ne, Yama-chan" he whispered, pulling Yamada's sleeves.
"What now Chii? You'll accept it?"
"Shut up. It's not."
Yamada grunted. "Then what?"
"What if we make an association or a group whatever that would kill each others' boredom here in the Agency then at the same time let's look for our members, what you think?" Chinen suggested and then he continued "And by the way, could you stop on grunting Yama-chan? It's making you more like a pig."
"Eh? Well then Chinen Yuri, thanks for the insult." he scowled.
Chinen found that moment to make his revenge for Yamada who'd just pestered him a while ago.
" It's not an insult ya know. I'm just telling what's good for you and besides, it's better hearing those words from me than from the others ne?"
Yamada just showed him his 3 fingers on his both hands starting from his ring finger up to the point finger saying 'whatever'. "What are you suggesting again?" he asked.
"A group or an association whatever that is a boredom killer." Chinen stated.
"And if ever, what would be the group's name?"
" Hmmm..."
They started thinking of a name that surely would sound stupid as they are and just a few seconds, Chinen's bulb switched on, he finally decided what would it be. He stood up once again and put his right hand on his waist while the other was raised pointing to the North East direction with his face facing the East.
"I've decided to call it the ' Kill the Boredom by Overflowing it with Flirtatiousness: the YamaYu brigade' at the same time he's doing some hand and body movements that couldn't be understood by a normal person.
"Kill the boredom what?" Yamada interrogated, imitating Chinen's movement. "And I thought you gave up on calling our pair as YamaYu?"
"Ah, gomen ne Yama-chan, wasureteta. What's it called again?"
"YamaChii Chinen, YAMACHII. Everyone calls us on that name. I can't believe you can still forget it.. I thought you're a genius Chinen."
Chinen hit Yamada on his head. " I'm just asking you the name. You don't need to lecture me!"
" Oh Sorry..."
"So , it's official. The name of the group is Kill the Boredom by Overflowing it with Flirtatiousness: the YamaChii brigade." he did again, the movements. XD " I guess you understand what the group is all about. The name explains it."
" Un. I've got it.. But that's pretty as you long :D. People might not remember it easily. Doesn't it have any acronyms.?"
"KOF Brigade" Chinen answered steadfastly.
Yamada laughed. "It sounds like a restaurant xD. Okay, now let's start looking for our members."
Without a blink, Chinen dashed to Inoo's place and kidnapped the said member to it's 'sleeping' boyfriend.
"Oi. Itte!" Hikaru exclaimed when his bf got kidnapped and it hurt him because Inoo was still toying his hair so there's still some strands of Hikaru's hair on Inoo's finger.
"I'm recruiting Inoo-chan, Sir!" Chinen did a salute.
"You're recruiting me what?what?what?what? what the hell is going here?"
The two of them explained to Inoo what was the recruitment all about and the group itself.
" You guys are wrong. I'm NOT a flirt" Inoo insisted.
" I'm scared you are, Inoo-chan~" Chinen stocked his tongue out.
" You can ask my bf if you want. I'm not a flirt ne Hika-chan?"
"Eh? Then what were you doing earlier to me? Wasn't it flirting?" Hikaru said smilingly, showing his crooked teeth.
"HOHOHOHO~" Chinen moked.
"Hehehe" Yamada smirked.
"Fine! If Hika-chan said so then I'll go with you guys. Are there any rules in your group ?" now he's interested.
" Just like the aim of the group, we should kill the boredom here in the Agency whenever there is, and we can do it by flirting to the people who's suffering from boredom." Chinen started.
Then Yamada continued,"but you should not go to the extent of flirting more on the bored victim than your boyfriend to avoid any physical damages."
"Oi! I should be the one saying that to you!" Chinen yelled.
"Eh? Why? Don't tell me it's still because of th--"
"Stop talking about it. I don't want to remember it anymore!" Holy Pig, Chinen's bad vibes came back.
While a penguin was done with his foods so he dared to join on his bff's conversation. "What's happening here minna? i heard you're forming a group. May I join?" he received a dead-rifying look from Chinen and the smaller guy started looking at him from head to toe.
" Dai-chan is not qualified to join the group." he announced.
"UAAAA~!!!" Daiki started crying on his place, thumping his feet.
"No Chinen. Daiki can join us, just like anyone." Yamada firmly said making Daiki to stop on his childish act.
" Now you're spoiling Dai-chan. That's the reason why I don't want him to join. And besides, Rule No.3 says 'spoil no one else but Chinen Yuri!"
"What's with the sudden mood swings of yours Chii? Are you having your PMS today?You're getting annoying!" he recklessly said, his tone raised.
" And now I'm annoying for you! And how on Earth could I have PMS , STUPID Pig!"
"Ah.! Now I know why your acting like that. You're angry because you can never experience having it."
"Shut up you HENTAI!!"
Hikaru stood up on the couch he was sitting in and get back Inoo on his arms again. "You should not join those kinds of brats, Dariin~"he then gave Inoo a sudden kiss on his cheeks .
"Stop fighting you two! I'm not joining anymore! Uaaah~!" Daiki yelped and ran out in the dressing room to buy another box of POCKY to calm his Penguin heart.
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