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[noday_buttoday]

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I NEVER
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
( ) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
( ) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
( ) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
( ) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
( ) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
( ) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
( ) I NEVER HAD SEX
( ) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(x) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(x) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
( ) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
( ) I NEVER BEEN SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
( ) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
( ) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
( ) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF (AS A BABY WE ALL DID)
( ) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(x) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(x) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(x) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
( ) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(x) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
( ) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
( ) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(x) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(x) I NEVER CUT MYSELF ON PURPOSE
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX AT THE OFFICE
(x) I'VE NEVER BEEN MARRIED
(x) I'VE NEVER BEEN DIVORCED
( ) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE PERSON WITHIN THE SAME WEEK
( ) I NEVER HAVE POSED NUDE
(x) I NEVER GOT SOMEONE DRUNK JUST TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM
(x) I NEVER CHEATED ON MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH MY BOSS
( ) I NEVER WATCHED AN X-RATED MOVIE
( ) I NEVER BEEN MORE CONFUSED THAN I AM RIGHT NOW.