Direct quote:
Little Brittany: "I think Mal is being a bitch, but I know it's just because she's drunk. I'm the most sane out of anyone here- She makes me out to be batshit crazy. I'm not crazy at all, I can at least function in society."
Me: "Um... Yesterday you threw a wooden box filled with condoms at Kelly's head. The day before that you threw a huge plastic tub filled with water at Mal just because you tripped over it. The day before that you asked every single person at a party to have sex with you. The day before that you woke everyone in the apartment up by screaming "shut the fuck up!" at the top of your lungs at 7 in the morning because Kelly's alarm was going off for 6 seconds..."
Little Brittany: "That doesn't mean I'm crazy, I have my shit together."
Mal: "Yea... by the way... I only had one drink when I said that."
(At this point I was preparing for a throw down- but alas)
Little Brittany (completely ignoring what anyone has said to her): "I think I'm going to be a candy striper for Halloween" [she pulls out an actual vintage candy striper dress from the closet] "See, don't I look adorable in this!"
Me: "Um.. why do you just HAVE a candy striper dress in the closet?"
Little Brittany: "I wasn't sure if a guy would come over and want to role play with me being a naughty nurse." [yes... shes completely serious.]
Me: "...You brought a sex wardrobe to school when you share your room with 2 other people?"
Little Brittany: "Yea, why?"
Mal: [walking away] "Yea, you're not crazy..."
Um... help anyone?
Me: "Um... Yesterday you threw a wooden box filled with condoms at Kelly's head. The day before that you threw a huge plastic tub filled with water at Mal just because you tripped over it. The day before that you asked every single person at a party to have sex with you. The day before that you woke everyone in the apartment up by screaming "shut the fuck up!" at the top of your lungs at 7 in the morning because Kelly's alarm was going off for 6 seconds..."
Little Brittany: "That doesn't mean I'm crazy, I have my shit together."
Mal: "Yea... by the way... I only had one drink when I said that."
(At this point I was preparing for a throw down- but alas)
Little Brittany (completely ignoring what anyone has said to her): "I think I'm going to be a candy striper for Halloween" [she pulls out an actual vintage candy striper dress from the closet] "See, don't I look adorable in this!"
Me: "Um.. why do you just HAVE a candy striper dress in the closet?"
Little Brittany: "I wasn't sure if a guy would come over and want to role play with me being a naughty nurse." [yes... shes completely serious.]
Me: "...You brought a sex wardrobe to school when you share your room with 2 other people?"
Little Brittany: "Yea, why?"
Mal: [walking away] "Yea, you're not crazy..."
Um... help anyone?