naked, like the truth should always be
omg, i am soooo tired. the battle was fucking amazing, but i am completely drained. i have no energy and i keep on falling back asleep. i've been conscious for like 15 minutes at a time, and thats just enough to piss and get a drink, then go back to sleep, then it starts all over again. i smell like mari-juwanna and krispy kremes, mmh! tasty, eh? well, enough about me, let me fill ya in about what happened at the battle....
toxic intolerance was first, and were very good. they played "one last drag" my favorite!! but i was oh so dissapointed that they did not play "josh is a pothead." apparently it wasnt APPROPRIATE for our age group, psh!! i also met rob, sam's boyriend/drummer for TI. he's a very nice guy, and very very tall!! like, he makes sam look like a midget, so that would make me look like an EFF*ing oompa loompa!!
aahah, well megan darling had to piss, but she wouldnt go alone cuz she didnt wanna get ass-raped, so i kept her company while she "relieved herself." but anywayhoo, this lady came barging in and she's like "i smell smoke....*sniff* who's smoking in here???" and she started questioning us! yepp, lady we smoke in public restrooms aaallll the time. stupid duche...its sooo fun watching ppl get high tho, like *bleep* and *bleep* got high and were so fucking hilarious about it. i had *bleep* tickle the roof of her mouth and she started like flipping out, it was great. and then another *bleep* called megan hunny and just ahhh, good times.
oh! oh! i got a free t-shirt from this guy jake, frontman for KARMA, of which i never would have met if it wasnt for megan since she's the one that met him at the mall and invited him to come to the battle w/ his posse. when i walked in the house my mom's like you smell funny, did you get high? nooooo mom, of course not. and then she had like all these questions about my t-shirt like "who gave it to ya? did you buy it? what was his name? how old was he? did you have to do anything to get it? you didnt flash him did you?" aahahah, there's nothing to flash!!! oh wow, i love my mommy. she's hilarious. she thinks im a whore. she must be soo proud. i told her that im the groupie for this band KARMA and theyre all +25, she just started laughing. i only lied about the groupie-ness of course but not about the ages. he "had" to take a picture of megan and me in their merchandise and they said it was "for their website" mmmhmm, or so they said. they just wanted it so they could beat off everynight about minors in their merchandise. hah, but they were really really nice about everything tho. i was quite impressed.
whelll, my 15 minutes is up, my eyelids are becoming heavy again, so its off to bed
toxic intolerance was first, and were very good. they played "one last drag" my favorite!! but i was oh so dissapointed that they did not play "josh is a pothead." apparently it wasnt APPROPRIATE for our age group, psh!! i also met rob, sam's boyriend/drummer for TI. he's a very nice guy, and very very tall!! like, he makes sam look like a midget, so that would make me look like an EFF*ing oompa loompa!!
aahah, well megan darling had to piss, but she wouldnt go alone cuz she didnt wanna get ass-raped, so i kept her company while she "relieved herself." but anywayhoo, this lady came barging in and she's like "i smell smoke....*sniff* who's smoking in here???" and she started questioning us! yepp, lady we smoke in public restrooms aaallll the time. stupid duche...its sooo fun watching ppl get high tho, like *bleep* and *bleep* got high and were so fucking hilarious about it. i had *bleep* tickle the roof of her mouth and she started like flipping out, it was great. and then another *bleep* called megan hunny and just ahhh, good times.
oh! oh! i got a free t-shirt from this guy jake, frontman for KARMA, of which i never would have met if it wasnt for megan since she's the one that met him at the mall and invited him to come to the battle w/ his posse. when i walked in the house my mom's like you smell funny, did you get high? nooooo mom, of course not. and then she had like all these questions about my t-shirt like "who gave it to ya? did you buy it? what was his name? how old was he? did you have to do anything to get it? you didnt flash him did you?" aahahah, there's nothing to flash!!! oh wow, i love my mommy. she's hilarious. she thinks im a whore. she must be soo proud. i told her that im the groupie for this band KARMA and theyre all +25, she just started laughing. i only lied about the groupie-ness of course but not about the ages. he "had" to take a picture of megan and me in their merchandise and they said it was "for their website" mmmhmm, or so they said. they just wanted it so they could beat off everynight about minors in their merchandise. hah, but they were really really nice about everything tho. i was quite impressed.
whelll, my 15 minutes is up, my eyelids are becoming heavy again, so its off to bed