so love me gently with a chainsaw....
ello ello. today was a very nice day. welp, execpt mrs. chase was threatening to give me a "0" on my science test today cuz ernie, diane, and jack were taling to me. apparently they know secrets about me but im quite aware of what they are. i just like pretending i want to know. its a good time....
OMG! Sambo and i had such a darling time in health class today. we had to make these brian teaser / pictionary thingys. sam and i drew a breadbasket and then wrote "your mom" in the basket...but mr. beirlien (the petifile) didnt get it!!! uugh! YOUR MOM IN A BREADBASKET, you moe-ron....but ohh, what else, we made another one and we drew three pigs and then a green blanket over them. people had to be retarded and guess pigs in a blanket....but little did they know that it was pigs wraped in moldy bacon so AHAH! in your face ya duchebags. hmm, sammi and i were sniffin markers in the corner cuz being "high on life" just isnt cutting it anymore. haha, well sam and i came to the conclusion that the markers smelled like either vodka or schnaupps (sp?) eeh, or maybe the fumes were just going to our heads, one or the other. wah-hell, i was so hyper and/or high the rest of the day and looking oh so forward to the battle tonight. *squeeee* im sooo excited, oh oh! my milkshake's here...yay, well im gonna go drink my milkshake now (dont be jealous)