Report 001: 9.6.xxxx

[noble_right]

[Phone]

Alright, this is the last time - no, dammit, of course not. Frankly, I'd be happy getting anybody now.

Oi, if there's anyone listening, would you mind telling me where this is?  It's all rather weird - not that I haven't seen weirder, but usually I was expecting something weird to happen then, if you know what I mean. I mean, if you go to

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phone.

[madeofstoic]

'Fraid London's a bit out o' reach.

phone.

[noble_right]

What, they haven't got long distance? They are old - I mean, for God's sake, they're landlines - but surely they're not that old.

phone.

[madeofstoic]

It's- it's mighty more complicated than just that. [ Higgs is from steampunk world he does not really understand phones ok ]

Y'r not anywhere near London. 'Nd you won't be gettin' back there soon, sorry to say.

phone.

[noble_right]

I rather thought so - whole thing with the family portrait gallery tipped me off. The real question, I suppose is how complicated it is. And why it's complicated - there isn't really a system for determining levels of complicated-ness anyways, so why is really more important. Especially in a situation like this.

You don't know me. I'm sure I can have this worked out in a few days.

phone.

[madeofstoic]

Y'r gonna need all the help you can get. [ not that he doesn't think you could figure something out. Mayfield has a lot of people like that. ] Anyone else in the house?

phone.

[noble_right]

According to the pictures, I've got a wife and daughter, the former of which recently tried to bludgeon me with a broom.

phone.

[madeofstoic]

To be honest, that's not really a ridiculous reaction, don't y'think?

phone.

[noble_right]

It's a bit too violent if you ask me. She could have just said hello - not like I asked to be here or anything.

phone.

[madeofstoic]

Still, she didn't know who you are. Got the right to be scared. [ a pause- ] So did she tell you everythin'?