Report 001: 9.6.xxxx
[Phone]
Alright, this is the last time - no, dammit, of course not. Frankly, I'd be happy getting anybody now.
Oi, if there's anyone listening, would you mind telling me where this is? It's all rather weird - not that I haven't seen weirder, but usually I was expecting something weird to happen then, if you know what I mean. I mean, if you go to sleep in London, you'd naturally expect to wake up there, not in some sort of, I dunno, outdated prefabricated cottage with a lot of fabricated pictures - probably not prefabricated, although you could put it that way, seeing as how they were obviously fabricated before I woke up and saw them - anyways, the point is, I don't remember ever getting married, and it would be nice to know why there's a picture of me with a woman in a wedding dress.
Oh, and if anyone could tell me how to make a long-distance call to London, I'd appreciate that.
[Action - for 1252 Williams Road ]
[Your new not!husband/not!dad is giving the place a thorough once-over. This means opening all the cabinets and drawers, rummaging through the closets, checking under furniture, and dismantling a few non-vital electronics with a screwdriver.]
[Action - anyone]
[There is a strange man poking around town investigating various houses, buildings, and plant life. Feel free to stop and say hi - he'd definitely like having someone to talk to.]
Alright, this is the last time - no, dammit, of course not. Frankly, I'd be happy getting anybody now.
Oi, if there's anyone listening, would you mind telling me where this is? It's all rather weird - not that I haven't seen weirder, but usually I was expecting something weird to happen then, if you know what I mean. I mean, if you go to sleep in London, you'd naturally expect to wake up there, not in some sort of, I dunno, outdated prefabricated cottage with a lot of fabricated pictures - probably not prefabricated, although you could put it that way, seeing as how they were obviously fabricated before I woke up and saw them - anyways, the point is, I don't remember ever getting married, and it would be nice to know why there's a picture of me with a woman in a wedding dress.
Oh, and if anyone could tell me how to make a long-distance call to London, I'd appreciate that.
[Action - for 1252 Williams Road ]
[Your new not!husband/not!dad is giving the place a thorough once-over. This means opening all the cabinets and drawers, rummaging through the closets, checking under furniture, and dismantling a few non-vital electronics with a screwdriver.]
[Action - anyone]
[There is a strange man poking around town investigating various houses, buildings, and plant life. Feel free to stop and say hi - he'd definitely like having someone to talk to.]