Mr. Du vs the Unicorns
Mr. Du vs the Unicorns
(Narrator)
Mr. Du is a man who is scary as shit,
he certainly will not take guff.
Maybe a little.
Mr. Du is a man who rides a bigass sleigh,
fuck with him and his father you drive you over in his big truck.
I hope it breaks your legs.
(Mr. Du)
Well, I've never seen anything like this before,
a herd of unicorns outside my store.
This is certainly most unpleasant,
nothing of this sort will pay my rent.
(Narrator)
Them unicorns are assholes,
they have filthy shoes.
Can't take em off.
The unicorns will rock your socks,
they wear only white socks.
They are racist assholes.
(Mr. Du)
In their eyes their's something lacking,
what they need's a damn good whacking. (excerpt from Beatles song "Piggies")
Mr. Harrison knows the score,
fighting these unicorns will be no bore.
(Narrator)
Mr. Du mounts his sleight,
he is going to kick some unicorn booty.
These unicorns will not know what hit them,
they will be in for a pleasent surprise.
He gives the first unicorn a punch in the nose,
its big nose falls off like a lepers arm.
The unicorns are getting their bootys punched in,
the are running away with their tails between their legs,
With their piggy wives,
Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon. (excerpt from Beatles song "Piggies")
(Narrator)
Mr. Du is a man who is scary as shit,
he certainly will not take guff.
Maybe a little.
Mr. Du is a man who rides a bigass sleigh,
fuck with him and his father you drive you over in his big truck.
I hope it breaks your legs.
(Mr. Du)
Well, I've never seen anything like this before,
a herd of unicorns outside my store.
This is certainly most unpleasant,
nothing of this sort will pay my rent.
(Narrator)
Them unicorns are assholes,
they have filthy shoes.
Can't take em off.
The unicorns will rock your socks,
they wear only white socks.
They are racist assholes.
(Mr. Du)
In their eyes their's something lacking,
what they need's a damn good whacking. (excerpt from Beatles song "Piggies")
Mr. Harrison knows the score,
fighting these unicorns will be no bore.
(Narrator)
Mr. Du mounts his sleight,
he is going to kick some unicorn booty.
These unicorns will not know what hit them,
they will be in for a pleasent surprise.
He gives the first unicorn a punch in the nose,
its big nose falls off like a lepers arm.
The unicorns are getting their bootys punched in,
the are running away with their tails between their legs,
With their piggy wives,
Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon. (excerpt from Beatles song "Piggies")