Message from a Self-Destructing Turnip

Oct 24, 2005 19:16

I've decided to use this crazy thing as a storage place and an on the spot lyric writing database. As I found that last lyric session was one of my best yet, hilarious ofcourse (I hope!) but thats what it was meant. I actually plan to write serious lyrics for use in the more serious band aswell as funny lyrics for Mr. Du's Wild Ride which will be easier to do.

Question: which goes first when I list my music, song title or band? I think I'm going to go with song title from now on. Done.

Ok.

Random lyrics session, NOW:

It's cold in here,
let me warm the room by farting on you.
Leave the fireplace off,
the electricity bothers my nerves.

Generally speaking,
there is no verb.
The noun is more proper,
like a noun. France.

It's hot in here,
remove your scarf please.
I find that to be unacceptable,
eat the mitten.

Generally speaking,
fuck the nouns.
Pronous fit better,
they are shorter. I, you.

It's windy in here,
strange weather inside.
Don't schlam the fucking door,
that is not respectful behaviour.

Generally speaking,
words bother me.
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