Part Seventy-Five: "... that maybe she thought straightening me out would save me?"
"Stop blaming yourself."
Damian. Luke blames himself for everything, always. This is not the greatest advice. And here's Luke complaining to Damian of all people that she hired someone to take him to Camp Turn the Gay... Off! No, you are speaking to the wrong person. The person who wanted you to take you to the camp. Luke wants to speak to his mother about it but, of course, Damian stops him since he wants to ask Lily why she wanted to send him away.
Lucinda and Holden are by Lily's bedside and suddenly, they're wondering where Luke is. Oh, Holden gets it. Where did he spend the night? "With Damian." They make that sound a little scandalous but I won't go there.
Bob says Lily won't be coming out of the coma any time soon. Wah, wah, wah.
Lucinda asks Holden how she fell. Holden flashes back to Luke admitting that he pushed her. The man is even blaming Luke in his head but he won't say it to Lucinda.
Damian is successful stopping Luke and is trying to comfort him... but Luke won't stop digging about Camp Heterosexual. Luke tells him about Keith and how he saved his life so maybe she's trying to save him again in a different way. Damian mutters that he was trying to save him.
Luke sneaks out of the restaurant so he could go see Mommy! Before he goes in to see her, Holden stops him. He asks Luke what happened again. Holden argues there's no way Lily would send him to straight camp... and we will continue.
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Oh, good dad. Why are you being ANNOYING DAD? I know he doesn't think that Lily was responsible for the camp thing and he's absolutely right but Luke is stressing about it. He already feels guilt and now he's being questioned about the camp. I mean, really, Holden?
Damian shows up and it's "my son" this and "my son" that.
Meanwhile, Luke's in there and apologizing to Lily and asking her why she'd send him away. He flashes back to the GREAT FALLING INCIDENT OF THE MID-2000s just before Lily wakes up and reaches for Luke. Aww.
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Holden blames Damian for the camp idea. Ding, ding, ding! Finally blaming the right person.
Lily starts to apologize but her heart monitor thingy goes crazy.
Holden: (to Luke) What are you doing?
HOLDEN SNYDER, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.
Here he comes to lay some more guilt on Luke. "What happened?" "Why didn't you come out to get me?" Why you gotta be so douchey, Holden? How about we get the answer to that?
Bob asks to speak to them about Lily's condition. She's unconscious and back in Comaland. It's the land in which one does not wake up right away so Holden can continue to blame Luke for these problems.
"So the stress caused the seizure." YOU MEAN LILY APOLOGIZING TO LUKE. IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN, HOLDEN?
"If she hears you or sees you, it might set her off again." For real. FOR REAL, HOLDEN?! I can see how he can make that assumption but really, no. Just no.
"Can you think of anything mom might be desperate to tell me?" asks Luke. Yes, Luke. She's going to tell you it's Damian's idea. Damian uses this time to be the best dad ever to Luke and Luke is falling for it.
Holden speaks to unconscious Lily and no mention of Luke. Because of the blaming. :|
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