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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I put money in twistingivy's expired parking meter (14 points). In May I helped viewrainn hide a body (-173 points). Last week I bought porn for fifthring (-10 points). In September I pulled over and changed anstamora's flat tire (15 points). In March I broke mournful's X-Box (-12 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-166 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
no_way_there