What's Your Line?
Great fics often start with great first lines. For today's DPP, write an Opening Line of an imaginary fic. Everyone else, tell us what happens next. You can write fic or simply describe.
I've left a few Opening Lines in the comments to get us started. (For an added challenge, don't read anyone else's "responses" until you've written yours.)
NEW WISHES GRANTED:
Wish granted for workerbee73: Bee!Wish Ficlet by kdbleu.
Wish granted for sci_fi_shipper: Fic Header(!) by kag523 . (OMGOMGOMG)