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[no_nanomites]

Well, that was an experience. I'm just going to start carrying around a fire extinguisher in my clevage; it'd save time if nothing else. A fire extinguisher and a glow stick.

Snape, I don't suppose you've got something like that in a handy dandy potion?

[Ana died saving Uhura in an in process log, but I felt like sticking this up today.]

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[emptyyourself]

I'm afraid there's absolutely nothing in my stores that can give you cleavage.

[no_nanomites]

Darling, I don't need anything from your stores to give me cleavage. Mine is actually quite nice.

I'm speaking more of potion that would put out fires.

[emptyyourself]

Indeed. It's called water.

[no_nanomites]

Oh, I don't know why I didn't think of something so simple and smart as good old H2O? Thank you for enlightening me, Professor Snape.

private

[no_nanomites]

We do. I need to wear one around I think.

A torch in the bathroom broke.

Re: private

[no_nanomites]

Just me. I died.

That's three times now I've died in some sort of fire-related instance. I'm starting to think fire likes me.

[stopthat_destro]

I don't think it would fit there. Why do you need a fire extinguisher?

[no_nanomites]

Because somehow fire has discovered a liking for me.

[Joking covers how much this sucks.]

[stopthat_destro]

...what?

[no_nanomites]

There was a fire in the bathroom. I got caught up in it.

[bunchasavages]

What's the glow stick for?

[no_nanomites]

To have it on me in case the lights go on again. I noticed we didn't see much of you. Spend your time hiding, did we?

Assuming he hung out with Ray per plotting post etc.

[bunchasavages]

Of course I was hiding. I'd rather hide with a Ghostbuster than get burned to death or, in a more likely scenario, caught by that midget bibliophile and have my shaft mined with his chalk cum.

[no_nanomites]

Chalk cum, huh?

Private -- And now that the log is about finished!

[lt_n_uhura]

Ana...God, Ana...I'm so sorry.

Private.-Have a heavily medical Ana who has been pretty much faking holding it together.

[no_nanomites]

You're okay, right?

Private.

[lt_n_uhura]

Just a few minor burns. Nothing...

I'm so sorry.

Private.

[no_nanomites]

It wasn't your fault. You'd have done the same for me, right?