Can I order a fandom à la carte?
I know I can't be alone in this, so I'm just gonna go ahead and say it:
FLO (from the Progressive commercials) IS REALLY FUCKING HOT.
Ahem.
(She's all smirky omg.)
Think about it. She's just so... cute. And upbeat. And curvy. And the sex would be all PERKY and uninhibited and totally, totally filthy. And she'd keep making bad jokes and her hair would get all messy and IT WOULD BE SO HOT.
(You know she's the kind of woman who'd put on a strap-on and go: "TA-DAH!")
There's gotta be some preferably lesbian fic out there. Right? Come on, this is THE INTERNET - someone's written it already. Help me out, people!
This post brought to you by unplanned Thursday afternoon caffeine high and Twitter.
FLO (from the Progressive commercials) IS REALLY FUCKING HOT.
Ahem.
(She's all smirky omg.)
Think about it. She's just so... cute. And upbeat. And curvy. And the sex would be all PERKY and uninhibited and totally, totally filthy. And she'd keep making bad jokes and her hair would get all messy and IT WOULD BE SO HOT.
(You know she's the kind of woman who'd put on a strap-on and go: "TA-DAH!")
There's gotta be some preferably lesbian fic out there. Right? Come on, this is THE INTERNET - someone's written it already. Help me out, people!
This post brought to you by unplanned Thursday afternoon caffeine high and Twitter.