Monday chat randomness
...although there seems to be a theme. It's very subtle, though.
no_detective: it's one of those days when a venti doesn't look big enough :(
barely_bean: aww
barely_bean: i know the feeling
no_detective: yeah
no_detective: there should really be a cfine size
barely_bean: and yesterday we went to watch a minor league team play
barely_bean: the baseball was less than awesome
barely_bean: but they had a doggie!
barely_bean: he was a bat dog
no_detective: like... a bat-man?
no_detective: only a DOG, right?
barely_bean: yes
no_detective): (sorry, i had 2 hrs of sleep last night)
barely_bean: i mean he fetched bats
barely_bean: i don't think he fought crime
no_detective: AWWWWW!!!!
barely_bean: but maybe he could have
no_detective: i approve of this canine
barely_bean: the yankees need a bat dog
no_detective: they sure do
no_detective: think of all the photo ops of cuteness
no_detective: and also humorous comparisons with the dog licking itself and a player, uh, adjusting himself
barely_bean: though if jeter plays with a puppy
barely_bean: i might actually die from adorable
barely_bean: my heart cannot handle that
no_detective: aww jeter
barely_bean: honestly the only way jeter could get adorabler
barely_bean: is for him to BE a puppy
no_detective: omg
no_detective: he would wag that tail SO WELL
barely_bean: ahahaha
no_detective: so i've come to the conclusion that cfine : mouth = zq : eyebrows
no_detective: i feel mathematically accomplished
no_detective: of course, the function is open to debate
barely_bean: LOL
no_detective: OH OH
no_detective: Star Trek available to pre-order on Amazon
barely_bean: when when
no_detective: mid-november.... november 17
barely_bean: THATS TOO FAR I WILL DIE BEFORE THEN
no_detective: I KNOW
no_detective: then again, it will be out just in time for TEH FANGIRLS THANKSGIVING
barely_bean: yay!
barely_bean: that's something to be thankful for
no_detective: and really, i can't think of anything else i'm more thankful for this year
no_detective: other than, you know, friends and family and all that crap
barely_bean: hee
barely_bean: yadda yadda
no_detective: so cfine reads stuff like this: The Limits of Power: The End of American Exceptionalism
no_detective: and it just makes me wanna tell him
no_detective: "dude, it's ok - smart chicks totally wanna do you already... you really don't have to keep trying"
barely_bean: ahahaha
*reads over post*
*gives up, adds tag*
no_detective: it's one of those days when a venti doesn't look big enough :(
barely_bean: aww
barely_bean: i know the feeling
no_detective: yeah
no_detective: there should really be a cfine size
barely_bean: and yesterday we went to watch a minor league team play
barely_bean: the baseball was less than awesome
barely_bean: but they had a doggie!
barely_bean: he was a bat dog
no_detective: like... a bat-man?
no_detective: only a DOG, right?
barely_bean: yes
no_detective): (sorry, i had 2 hrs of sleep last night)
barely_bean: i mean he fetched bats
barely_bean: i don't think he fought crime
no_detective: AWWWWW!!!!
barely_bean: but maybe he could have
no_detective: i approve of this canine
barely_bean: the yankees need a bat dog
no_detective: they sure do
no_detective: think of all the photo ops of cuteness
no_detective: and also humorous comparisons with the dog licking itself and a player, uh, adjusting himself
barely_bean: though if jeter plays with a puppy
barely_bean: i might actually die from adorable
barely_bean: my heart cannot handle that
no_detective: aww jeter
barely_bean: honestly the only way jeter could get adorabler
barely_bean: is for him to BE a puppy
no_detective: omg
no_detective: he would wag that tail SO WELL
barely_bean: ahahaha
no_detective: so i've come to the conclusion that cfine : mouth = zq : eyebrows
no_detective: i feel mathematically accomplished
no_detective: of course, the function is open to debate
barely_bean: LOL
no_detective: OH OH
no_detective: Star Trek available to pre-order on Amazon
barely_bean: when when
no_detective: mid-november.... november 17
barely_bean: THATS TOO FAR I WILL DIE BEFORE THEN
no_detective: I KNOW
no_detective: then again, it will be out just in time for TEH FANGIRLS THANKSGIVING
barely_bean: yay!
barely_bean: that's something to be thankful for
no_detective: and really, i can't think of anything else i'm more thankful for this year
no_detective: other than, you know, friends and family and all that crap
barely_bean: hee
barely_bean: yadda yadda
no_detective: so cfine reads stuff like this: The Limits of Power: The End of American Exceptionalism
no_detective: and it just makes me wanna tell him
no_detective: "dude, it's ok - smart chicks totally wanna do you already... you really don't have to keep trying"
barely_bean: ahahaha
*reads over post*
*gives up, adds tag*