For thetenspot - 094 - Ten Vices
094. TEN vices you have
1. Guinness
2. Yellin' at the refs when they make shite calls
3. Pickin' on defenseless rookies an' poodles 'cause they're so much fun to fuck with
4. Usin' my ability to watch folks (ta find out if they can be trusted, ya perverts!)
5. Petty theft (what -- keeps me sharp, an' I gotta eat too, ya know!)
6. Guinness
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7. Sexin' up defenseless rookies an' poodles (not real poodles! God, yer a sick bunch!) 'cause they're so much fun to fuck
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8. Usin' my ability to watch folks (Right. Now's when ya give me that disapprovin' prude look. There ya go.)
9. Wanderin' around on a Saturday night, honin' me skills amongst the unsuspectin' populace
10. (Hah! Thought I was gonna say Guinness again, didn't ya!) Nice big steak with all the fixin's
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Muse: Claude Rains
Fandom: Heroes
Crossposted to thetenspot
1. Guinness
2. Yellin' at the refs when they make shite calls
3. Pickin' on defenseless rookies an' poodles 'cause they're so much fun to fuck with
4. Usin' my ability to watch folks (ta find out if they can be trusted, ya perverts!)
5. Petty theft (what -- keeps me sharp, an' I gotta eat too, ya know!)
6. Guinness
[locked from any Company employees]
7. Sexin' up defenseless rookies an' poodles (not real poodles! God, yer a sick bunch!) 'cause they're so much fun to fuck
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8. Usin' my ability to watch folks (Right. Now's when ya give me that disapprovin' prude look. There ya go.)
9. Wanderin' around on a Saturday night, honin' me skills amongst the unsuspectin' populace
10. (Hah! Thought I was gonna say Guinness again, didn't ya!) Nice big steak with all the fixin's
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Muse: Claude Rains
Fandom: Heroes
Crossposted to thetenspot