Also stolen from Scrubs, because geekchick wanted it:

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I had an IM conversation with my friend Z about her Theory of Hotties:

z: you know what they say?
me: nope
z: if you have 1 hottie
z: then all the other hotties want you
me: is that how that works?
z: [Z's boyfriend] and i are convinced ( Read more... )

Random quote from I'm not telling where: "In my dream I give them all slippery space-time underwear!"

Bacon and cheese are magic foods. Anything wrapped in bacon or covered in cheese gives me a -3 on my saving throw against snacking. If something has both I automatically fail, with a 50% chance of a critical miss. Mmmmm, bacon ( Read more... )