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[ddr_zealot]

Associate: I'm having a hard time changing my password here today. It keeps telling me my attempt to change it has failed. Please try again.

Me: Ok, that just means there's something about your new password that the system doesn't like. Do you know the password rules?

Associate: I change it every month and this the first time it's done this to me

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[soilent]

Because driving in reverse on the wrong side of the freeway is just sooooo much more intelligent.

[11111111111]

Dear Valued Customer,
We are sending you this note to inform you that your keyboard
privilages have been relinquished. Thank you for being an utter
imbecile.
Sincerely,
[company] Support

[soilent]

Ah, the BKB, eh? Broken Keyboard Brigade: A group of rogue tech-support employees who send tap-dancing monkeys to the homes of former customers in order to break keyboards of said tards.