I Recommend Amputation
I wanted to cover a little Holiday events. Tell me how fucking sick it is to be me and to be my boss at work...for Christmas he got me a huge talking figure of the pinhead. I mean seriously, that's the greatest fucking thing anyone could've ever done, and I was sure to have let him know.
I immediately fell to my knees and prayed for guidance...
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...Not like tryin to offend anyone into christianity and that stuff. I mean that's still running strong. No for real though. Come on. Check out these marks of god...
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Ha, I started the tradition last year with Sal by giving him a bunch of rediculous items from the dollar store that aren't necessary at all. This year he caught on did the same thing for me. He got me great stuff like a "handle buddy," inflatable neck rest, little pink journals, a gothic fence haha, and cooling headache warming pads. Oh and an American Flag du-rag. I gave him a bunch of stuff awesome this year like an Osbourne Family bobble head.
Here's a picture of me that night...writing in my new journal using my neck rest as support wearing my american flag du-rag...
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So my appointment at Last Rites went fuckin awesome. A sick 6 hours of work was completed. This Thursday we're accomplishing a lot more. I will take pictures of their studio because it's the most unbelievable thing in the world. It's where I should live actually. Hopefully I can get the pictures this Thursday because you will not be able to believe the macabre that is beyond these gates...
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I am going to have to congratulate Verunni and Monte again for completely owning the Wall High School battle of the bands which I attended. They did so good. Played I Believe in a Thing Called Love really good too. Monte even hit all the high notes, except for one..but it's the one that you don't even fuck around and try to hit. It's impossible. It was a shame the school shut the curtains though on every band. Like I wondered if they had any idea what they were doing. Even Jim Morrison Jr.'s band...they're doing some sick ending and they shut the curtains. They're sweet musicians especially for their age and stuff, they're just going to get better and better too. We had a good deal of respect for each other whenever his group or our group would play in classic rock. The place went nuts against the school when they closed the curtains. I dropkicked Rubano in the face. But no actually Wiggum and Denoia got banned from the event and the school that nite. Like we don't even go to the school and they're trying to abuse us so bad. You should've saw the disquisted look on his face when he saw us walk in.
Other than that though there was this nu-school group of freshman that opened with a blink song. They were so good just because it was probably the worst attempt I've ever heard to play a song. Like why would they put themselves through with it. The singer didn't know that you were supposed to sing along with the music and changes. He was just sayin some shit whenever he wanted. I loved it.
Ha this was the best part of the nite...there was this van in the parking lot that was all sevendust haha. It still wasn't explained..but any of the possible explanations are hilarious...was it just some kid into them?...or was Lajon and the boys just checkin out the scene? haha....
Here's another act of Sevendustism I spotted a while ago on the boardwalk. Lajon would be proud...
ha, I remember when I used to be into them. Those days ruled.
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Other than that not a whole lot more is new...went shopping with Denoia and Verunni for guns for the storm. Since we'll just be sitting on ice chunks floating down the flooding street with guns. We'll be the peacemakers though in some aspects. We didn't quite find any cool ones..not to mention we weren't like going to buy them then anyway but I have sweet pics and stuff from it. I'll save it for later.
Here's a pic of Me, Lee and Joey Tits after a serious discussion about moving out in the distant but not so far future...
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I found this really funny actually...Kmart they had the Every Time I Die cd...just chillin there inbetween Gloria Estefan and fiddy cent in the pop/rock section. I mean I still love them, they probably like had special request to be in Kmart inbetween those two.
The second one just pissed me off actually, Sloppy Gothic(hot topic) having a display with Between The Buried And Me's latest effort. But then I thought about it and I guess I think I'm the only one who can listen to them and listen to them be one of the most awesome bands of a genre.
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Mother made me go to the store today and get some supplies so we're ready for the store which was a bad idea because I was lost forever. Even though I was getting about four things. At least I got to see a SICK lobster fight in the lobster tank. These two bastards were going at it so hard. I've seriously never seen lobsters swing their claws so hard at one another....
...I feel bad for whoever buys one of them. Because they're going to open the thing and blood is just going to pour all over the place and shoot into their face from all the internal injury that they took.
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Other than that I just forgot to mention that I'm awesome at chics. Because I was in the small group of us that were at Chevy's and these four chics which two were hot just came over to us and sat right down and were talking to us and stuff.
Alright well keep the fucking metal vibe goin guys.
I immediately fell to my knees and prayed for guidance...
************************************************
...Not like tryin to offend anyone into christianity and that stuff. I mean that's still running strong. No for real though. Come on. Check out these marks of god...
************************************************
Ha, I started the tradition last year with Sal by giving him a bunch of rediculous items from the dollar store that aren't necessary at all. This year he caught on did the same thing for me. He got me great stuff like a "handle buddy," inflatable neck rest, little pink journals, a gothic fence haha, and cooling headache warming pads. Oh and an American Flag du-rag. I gave him a bunch of stuff awesome this year like an Osbourne Family bobble head.
Here's a picture of me that night...writing in my new journal using my neck rest as support wearing my american flag du-rag...
************************************************
So my appointment at Last Rites went fuckin awesome. A sick 6 hours of work was completed. This Thursday we're accomplishing a lot more. I will take pictures of their studio because it's the most unbelievable thing in the world. It's where I should live actually. Hopefully I can get the pictures this Thursday because you will not be able to believe the macabre that is beyond these gates...
************************************************
I am going to have to congratulate Verunni and Monte again for completely owning the Wall High School battle of the bands which I attended. They did so good. Played I Believe in a Thing Called Love really good too. Monte even hit all the high notes, except for one..but it's the one that you don't even fuck around and try to hit. It's impossible. It was a shame the school shut the curtains though on every band. Like I wondered if they had any idea what they were doing. Even Jim Morrison Jr.'s band...they're doing some sick ending and they shut the curtains. They're sweet musicians especially for their age and stuff, they're just going to get better and better too. We had a good deal of respect for each other whenever his group or our group would play in classic rock. The place went nuts against the school when they closed the curtains. I dropkicked Rubano in the face. But no actually Wiggum and Denoia got banned from the event and the school that nite. Like we don't even go to the school and they're trying to abuse us so bad. You should've saw the disquisted look on his face when he saw us walk in.
Other than that though there was this nu-school group of freshman that opened with a blink song. They were so good just because it was probably the worst attempt I've ever heard to play a song. Like why would they put themselves through with it. The singer didn't know that you were supposed to sing along with the music and changes. He was just sayin some shit whenever he wanted. I loved it.
Ha this was the best part of the nite...there was this van in the parking lot that was all sevendust haha. It still wasn't explained..but any of the possible explanations are hilarious...was it just some kid into them?...or was Lajon and the boys just checkin out the scene? haha....
Here's another act of Sevendustism I spotted a while ago on the boardwalk. Lajon would be proud...
ha, I remember when I used to be into them. Those days ruled.
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Other than that not a whole lot more is new...went shopping with Denoia and Verunni for guns for the storm. Since we'll just be sitting on ice chunks floating down the flooding street with guns. We'll be the peacemakers though in some aspects. We didn't quite find any cool ones..not to mention we weren't like going to buy them then anyway but I have sweet pics and stuff from it. I'll save it for later.
Here's a pic of Me, Lee and Joey Tits after a serious discussion about moving out in the distant but not so far future...
************************************************
I found this really funny actually...Kmart they had the Every Time I Die cd...just chillin there inbetween Gloria Estefan and fiddy cent in the pop/rock section. I mean I still love them, they probably like had special request to be in Kmart inbetween those two.
The second one just pissed me off actually, Sloppy Gothic(hot topic) having a display with Between The Buried And Me's latest effort. But then I thought about it and I guess I think I'm the only one who can listen to them and listen to them be one of the most awesome bands of a genre.
************************************************
Mother made me go to the store today and get some supplies so we're ready for the store which was a bad idea because I was lost forever. Even though I was getting about four things. At least I got to see a SICK lobster fight in the lobster tank. These two bastards were going at it so hard. I've seriously never seen lobsters swing their claws so hard at one another....
...I feel bad for whoever buys one of them. Because they're going to open the thing and blood is just going to pour all over the place and shoot into their face from all the internal injury that they took.
************************************************
Other than that I just forgot to mention that I'm awesome at chics. Because I was in the small group of us that were at Chevy's and these four chics which two were hot just came over to us and sat right down and were talking to us and stuff.
Alright well keep the fucking metal vibe goin guys.