Is this thing on?

[nix_this]

Poking my head out from under my rock of hiatus to curse janice_lester to the fiery depths of Mount Ngauruhoe (selected for convenient NZ location and because the last three letters are hoe which is NOT AT ALL what I'm secretly calling her in my head).

subspace / headspace
dirty talk
body inflation
power exchange
scars / scarification

pain
roleplay
leather

Comments

[janice_lester]

Don't forget the diagonals! They offer wildcardy goodness!

"wet messy dirty" is GREAT because it invites, IMHO, simple fun ideas. Food fights. Mud fights. Kirk drawing a shaving-foam moustache on Spock while he's sleeping. Very art-able, IMHO.

"situational humiliation" sounds RIGHT up your alley. If you wanted to art that K/S humiliation/voyeurism fic you wrote (the one called "fucking telepaths" in my stuff-I-beta'd-for-you folder, but which you probably posted under some other title), sounds like that would count.

What did you have in mind for "scars/scarification? I'm not sure i've tackled that one since the good ol' AAA-verse. Which you could totally art, if you wanted. Or remix. I totes gives permission.

Do you have Trek character dolls? Because photo-stories totally count. :-) Hey, is there merchandise out for STID? Are there dolls??? My fingers are itching to google this very important question...

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[janice_lester]

THERE IS A SITE THAT WILL MAKE A TOS-UNIFORMED DISPLAY FIGURINE OF ME. I am stunned by this wonder of the modern world! I would probably choose the short, medium-weight, female science figurine. I think I'd want to be a lieutenant commander, or is that overreaching? Holding a tricorder, of course, because tricorder. I wouldn't mind being a Vulcan, but if you choose Vulcan you have to be giving the salute.

on second thoughts, that AAA-verse fic might have been blood play. Easy to convert into scarification, though.

For my own card, what do you think of this for "altered states"?

Spock has gone into a trance state to facilitate telepathic communication with a new species present in the area. This renders him silent, not seeming to pay much attention to anything, but all the same he manages to correct instrument malfunctions on the bridge, catch the earpiece Lieutenant Uhura drops, instruct a junior crewman in the proper use of the science!scope, and so on. Jim wonders aloud whether Spock could have sex in this state. To his

I don't know what this is. Also, I'm sorry.

[janice_lester]

Scene: the bridge of the starship Enterprise. Pandemonium! The entire crew has sprouted tentacles

Re: I don't know what this is. Also, I'm sorry.

[nix_this]

Tentacle crack needs NO apology. Ever. This is a fact.

:D

[nix_this]

I ship janice_lester + tricorder. Oh yes. That could go for your technological/mechanical square - yes, yes ;)

For altered states - what if you did that scenario in the AAA verse? All of the Jim/Bones/Spock love - maybe as a thank you for helping through Pon Farr, Spock decides to treat the boys, or Jim gets an idea after witnessing the above display XD

[janice_lester]

It's been so long since I wrote any AAA-verse that I'm getting kind of superstitious about it now. :-(

NOW I WANT A TRICORDER. Then I could do some kind of cosplay thing! I wonder whether there are any TOS-style uniform tunics on eBay that actually look the right colour?

[janice_lester]

Hey, the eBay uniforms for ST XI/into Darkness seem like pretty good replicas! The 'Carol Marcus' dress is beautiful, but I think I'd go for a custom-sized "men's" (arghhgghh) tunic. But, seriously, when would I wear it??

Seems like if you want a remotely accurate looking TOS uniform you've got to go either shiny dress uniform or red. The gold and the blue never look right, IMNSHO.

I am reminding myself I have better things to spend my money on than a screen-accurate tricorder. Probably...

[nix_this]

Places to wear an awesome ST tunic:

-the grocery store
-picking up the mail
-lounging around the house
-movie night
-comic book shopping
-rolling downhill at ludicrous speed yelling "SCOTTY! SCOTTY! BEAM ME UP NOW!"

[janice_lester]

You make me wish I could draw. I want to draw all these scenes, but especially the last one.

[nix_this]

LOL, I did actually call it Fucking Telepaths (actually, For the Federation or Fucking Telepaths!) because that's just how I roll.

i've got some other ideas floating around my head - I think I want to do a hockey fic/art for pain - one of the guys bloodied and bruised after an intense game and getting off on it should be fun. Roleplay has SO MANY possibilities, but there was this one drabble I wrote that had Kirk and Spock roleplaying as Bones and Chapel that just had so many cracky possibilities I mightn't be able to resist. Latex/leather/rubber is almost too easy, but I have a hankering for some Middleman Wendy Watson being awesome and this could be my chance! Guro is a bit of a poser, buuuuut I think I can probably art a tentacle fic of some variety. Nippleplay/tit torture is another one that's easyeasyeasy, it would just be a matter of narrowing down which characters I want to tease. But maybe Charles Xavier? IDK, I have time yet

[janice_lester]

I am imagining a different version of Hamlet, where Hamlet first hears the gravedigger identify the skull as Yorrick's, then admits he knew him (alas, poor Yorrick, I knew him, HOratio, a fellow of infinite jests, he hath borne me on his back a thousand times...) and then realises mid profound speech that if he doesn't stop waving the skull around one of these nice gentleman might notice the rather precisely-drilled hole through which the brain was extracted, and THEN they might realise that bonnie prince Hamlet here was a cannibal, and THAT... Well, actually, his reputation can't get much worse (or so he thinks, until he does the whole jumping-in-the-grave-and-telling-Laertes-how-much-more-he-loved-Ophelia-than-any-mere-sibling-could thing), but all the same... *hurriedly hides skull and changes subject*

I'm having a hard time imagining Spock roleplaying either Bones or Chapel, TBH. You may have to write it just to prove it can be done

[nix_this]

Kirk/Spock roleplay - from that drabble tree thing I did for Ship Olympics. Pure crack:

28. "No, Jim." Spock says firmly, eyeing the blue skirt with distaste.

"But..." Jim whines a little.

"Are you wishing you were a woman?" Spock's eyebrow twitches. Normally, indulging his bondmate is something he enjoys, but this latest request is completely without logic. He is unaccountably fond of Jim's maleness.

"No, baby, of course not!" Jim's denial is swift and certain. He presses the skirt to his pelvis and begs: "Please, Spock. I just think it would be really, really hot."

"Interesting. And you wish me to call you Nurse Chapel while you service me attired in... that."

"And you're Bones!"*g* Also, there needs to be a market for Shakespeare/skull RPF. Maybe it's his inspiration? Maybe it's his muse AND confidant

[janice_lester]

Okay, now do it where Spock has to be Chapel. Oh, and where it's Spock's idea. Or Chapel's. ;-P