Writer's Block: All About My Mother
my favorite mother from television or a movie..
as usual.. its more of a 'list' than a simple numero uno..
1) June Cleaver via Leave it to Beaver..
growing up on television as I did Leave it to Beaver was constantly on and June was such a sex goddess. to this day a pearl necklace (with actual pearls.. though the man-made kind is also pretty hot), high heels, a vacuum cleaner, and a pie in the oven is just hot! The dirty dirty things I would do to her and have her do to me are innumerable.. plus the fact that she constantly wears both an apron and a corset is huge bonus
2) Morticia Addams.. via The Addams Family
zomg!!!
Morticia is like the ultimate in nummy-ness and in Domme-li-ness.. she was just jaw droppingly hot.. even when I was 9. To this day she makes me all warm and happy in the boy-places.. the slinky black dress with jet black hair didn't hurt either..
if only she wasn't so tall she would rank very high up on my hotness scale
3) Peggy Bundy.. via Married with Children
red hair, huge knockers, unsatiable sexual appetite.. I think she slowly brought the idea of a milf into the limelight. her bonus was her utter cruelty and love of humiliation..
4) Shirly Partridge.. via the Partridge Family
on one hand she was a musician.. which means she was basically a skank
on the other hand she had like a dozen kids.. which means she was a skank
and since she had tons of kids she really enjoyed being a skank and she was really good at it
added bonus: Laurie Partridge was freaking hot as shit making the mom-daughter scenerio especially enticing
5) Kitty Forman.. via That '70's Show
ok.. I never really wanted to boink Kitty.. but she was simply the coolest mom yet on television
6) Lorelai Gilmore.. via the Gilmore Girls
she was about a 6 on the hot scale.. but she could yammer on incessently for hours and hours meaning I would never have to really talk to her, merely nod and say 'uh-huh', 'I understand', and other various generic sayings..
bonus: another hot daughter and she was freaking rich as crap
7) Bree Van de Camp.. via Desperate Housewives
ooooh.. if only she were a Domme she would be perfect.
if miss prim-n-proper had struted around in leather or lace while carrying a riding crop I think the show would have held my attention. She is one of the few tall chicks that I actually find incrediably hot.. the fact that she is a red head definantly helps, but its mostly her over-all attitude that I found to be so drool worthy.
while I find many of the characters views to be repugnant.. being forced to listen to them while being tortured by her would merely heighten the sadism of the moment.
but its as I said.. its mostly her demeanor I find utterly hot as she was an updated version of June Cleaver with heavy hints of Martha Stewart.
I could wax poeticaly about her tightly wound and repressed urges just yearning to be unleashed upon a short, tubby, geekly, hobbit-like being..
but its not needed
8) Beverly Crusher.. via Star Trek: the Next Generation
Beverly... perhaps the only doctor I would trust..
not that I would ever go to her sick bay.. cause.. she was like.. insanely hot and her main assistant (some asian chick) was also hot, so all of the readings they would get would be skewed due to the panic attack that would occur
She definantly filled out her jumpsuit though.. and I swear I thought I saw her as Lady Chatterly in a version of Lady Chatterly's Lover, but I could be mistaken.. or she simply used a false name since the movie was basically soft-core porn
I wonder how she would feel if I shoved Wesley into an airlock and jettisoned him..
while Will Wheaton is cool and would probably be a blast to hang out with (the Wesley character being a complete opposite of his actual personality), I still have a deep hatred of Wesley Crusher
I can't think of a nine or a ten..
but 8 milf's should be plenty..
unless I totally missed the meaning of 'favorite'
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as usual.. its more of a 'list' than a simple numero uno..
1) June Cleaver via Leave it to Beaver..
growing up on television as I did Leave it to Beaver was constantly on and June was such a sex goddess. to this day a pearl necklace (with actual pearls.. though the man-made kind is also pretty hot), high heels, a vacuum cleaner, and a pie in the oven is just hot! The dirty dirty things I would do to her and have her do to me are innumerable.. plus the fact that she constantly wears both an apron and a corset is huge bonus
2) Morticia Addams.. via The Addams Family
zomg!!!
Morticia is like the ultimate in nummy-ness and in Domme-li-ness.. she was just jaw droppingly hot.. even when I was 9. To this day she makes me all warm and happy in the boy-places.. the slinky black dress with jet black hair didn't hurt either..
if only she wasn't so tall she would rank very high up on my hotness scale
3) Peggy Bundy.. via Married with Children
red hair, huge knockers, unsatiable sexual appetite.. I think she slowly brought the idea of a milf into the limelight. her bonus was her utter cruelty and love of humiliation..
4) Shirly Partridge.. via the Partridge Family
on one hand she was a musician.. which means she was basically a skank
on the other hand she had like a dozen kids.. which means she was a skank
and since she had tons of kids she really enjoyed being a skank and she was really good at it
added bonus: Laurie Partridge was freaking hot as shit making the mom-daughter scenerio especially enticing
5) Kitty Forman.. via That '70's Show
ok.. I never really wanted to boink Kitty.. but she was simply the coolest mom yet on television
6) Lorelai Gilmore.. via the Gilmore Girls
she was about a 6 on the hot scale.. but she could yammer on incessently for hours and hours meaning I would never have to really talk to her, merely nod and say 'uh-huh', 'I understand', and other various generic sayings..
bonus: another hot daughter and she was freaking rich as crap
7) Bree Van de Camp.. via Desperate Housewives
ooooh.. if only she were a Domme she would be perfect.
if miss prim-n-proper had struted around in leather or lace while carrying a riding crop I think the show would have held my attention. She is one of the few tall chicks that I actually find incrediably hot.. the fact that she is a red head definantly helps, but its mostly her over-all attitude that I found to be so drool worthy.
while I find many of the characters views to be repugnant.. being forced to listen to them while being tortured by her would merely heighten the sadism of the moment.
but its as I said.. its mostly her demeanor I find utterly hot as she was an updated version of June Cleaver with heavy hints of Martha Stewart.
I could wax poeticaly about her tightly wound and repressed urges just yearning to be unleashed upon a short, tubby, geekly, hobbit-like being..
but its not needed
8) Beverly Crusher.. via Star Trek: the Next Generation
Beverly... perhaps the only doctor I would trust..
not that I would ever go to her sick bay.. cause.. she was like.. insanely hot and her main assistant (some asian chick) was also hot, so all of the readings they would get would be skewed due to the panic attack that would occur
She definantly filled out her jumpsuit though.. and I swear I thought I saw her as Lady Chatterly in a version of Lady Chatterly's Lover, but I could be mistaken.. or she simply used a false name since the movie was basically soft-core porn
I wonder how she would feel if I shoved Wesley into an airlock and jettisoned him..
while Will Wheaton is cool and would probably be a blast to hang out with (the Wesley character being a complete opposite of his actual personality), I still have a deep hatred of Wesley Crusher
I can't think of a nine or a ten..
but 8 milf's should be plenty..
unless I totally missed the meaning of 'favorite'
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